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shirt hams

i got my face between your sisters shirt hams.
by mutant-lizard February 3, 2010
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dad shirt

a type of shirt typically worn by dads and tourists; usually tropical patterned and/or from costco

I usually wear dad shirts with high waisted shorts and my birks.”
by hg_19 June 22, 2018
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Clown Shirts

With the resurgence of rightwing authoritarianism in the United States, frequently referred to as "Trumpism", and whose supporters were often known as "Trumpers", from whom a network of violent and treasonous individuals began forming sub-groups who began to coalesce into a paramilitary organization (or loosely affiliated organizations with ties to one another) known to the rest of civilized society as the "Clown Shirts".

Etymologically, and philosophically, linked to the SA or "Sturmabteilung" in German who were themselves the fascist paramilitary wing of the Nazi Party who were colloquially known as the "Brown Shirts".
"I drove past that DeSantis rally last week and saw a bunch of Swastikas and rebel flags being waved around in the crowd. The scariest part was the middle aged, over weight, mouth breathing incels with guns. Man, that place was crawling with Clown Shirts!"
by Dirty Shame February 3, 2022
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Shirt Nob

when a man tucks his shirt into his trousers, then forgets to zip his fly up and the end of his shirt sticks out the gap.
damn i laughed my freaking ass off when josh returned from the toilet with a shirt nob.
by ProperRadge June 11, 2010
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Shacker Shirt

An extremely comfortable shirt given to a “significant other” who spent the night and needs a spare change of clothes to look stylish on their walk home
Sorry you have to spend the morning in your top from last night, I’m out of shacker shirts :(
by Nunyabizness69 January 11, 2022
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b shirt

a t shirt that was worn by a fat person for so long the belly part has inflated and given the t shirt the shape of a b.
person 1: let's get six third pounder and four large fries for dinner.
person 2: dude now i get why you always wear b shirts
by fucko1 June 6, 2010
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