shit tickets

Another name for toilet paper

Hey Derek were out of shit tickets can you grab me some?

by jonhboy August 2, 2014

ticket whore

Someone who excessively buys a ridiculous amount of tickets for concerts, sporting events, etc.

My wife is such a ticket whore. She has a ticket to every event that's going on in town.

by loopit October 26, 2015

douche ticket

like the insult douchebag, but more fun to say

"stop being such a douche ticket"

"that ref is a douche ticket"

"her boyfriend is a complete douche ticket"

by northeastcollegekid February 12, 2012

dream ticket

slang for opium. the ticket to dreams.

I need to score some dream ticket.

by Layne August 17, 2004

lottery ticket

A baby that is born to a unsuccessfull woman "baby mama" and a very rich man.

She gave birth to her lottery ticket yesterday

by bubblez1970 January 9, 2012

Ticket Wanker

A person that buys concert tickets and sells them on eBay for more than face value in order to make profit off other peoples misfortunes!

George: "This guy is selling Kings of Leon tickets for £200 each!!

Flash: "God damn it, what a ticket wanker"

by FL455H November 7, 2010

Train Tickets

Slang term for hits of acid

We need a dozen train tickets for the party Saturday.

by shit towne pat April 23, 2008