dirty sprinkler

The foul and seldom appropriate act of a lady projectionally eliminating the contents of her colon in a semi circular and or oscillating movement. In most cases an unsolicited or innocent bystander being the final disposition of it's new owner. Leaving them, usually him or them covered in the concentrated evil excrement and questioning their life decisions.

The shameless Oklahoma stripper enters into her finally rally and has an unexpected bowl movement( more than likely due to a bad oyster from golden corral) while spinning down the pole. It spraying the enthusiastic club goers just like an old time yard sprinkler. "The dirty sprinkler"

by The Curt Locker August 31, 2022

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Human Water Sprinkler

When a guy pulls out his dick and starts to spin in circles while pissing.

David was so high that he went to his garden and pulled a Human Water Sprinkler.

by Soviet Spycrab March 06, 2021

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Girl Sprinkler

A women pissing wildly

damn I want the girl sprinkler to go all in my mouth

by MuffinStuffinMan July 10, 2023

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sprinkler system

The sexual act where multiple women squirt on the face of a male participant. Essentially female bukkake.

Last night was so hot, five girls gave me the sprinkler system!

by Lrrr Ruler of Omicron Persei 8 August 31, 2018

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Long Range Sprinkler

A friend who does NOT have a girlfriend/boyfriend, yet actually helps other (usually more introverted) friends find theirs.

Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves

P1:"Hey, you know Robert?"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"

P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"

by Bilingualistic January 20, 2024

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