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Melted Snowman

The act of rolling your penis into the shape of a ball, then grabbing both testicles, smushing them together, then proceeding to shove it into your partner's mouth, then ejaculating, causing a Melted Snowman.
Dad: Hey kids, do you want to make a melted snowman?

Kids: Yes daddy!

Or

Come here bitch lemme give you a melted snowman!
by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024
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snowman cookie

where a guy shoves his dick in a snowmans ass, mostly putting a fleshlight and then ejaculating so its not obvious. or when a guy shoots his load all over a woman and eats her "cookie" then licks the "frosting" off.
did you see that guy across the street yesterday?
he really needs to get laid

dude i did a snowman cookie on her, she enjoyed it so much!
by meanbitch61 December 14, 2016
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Frosty The Snowman

When you put an ice cube where the sun dont shine during touchy touchy time an ✨finish✨
My gf and i tried frosty the snowman the othet day
by d0ntc0meafterme August 9, 2021
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Louisiana Snowman

Noun. A green snowman made out of large heads of cabbage.. cuz they aint got no snow.
Why is it even called a Louisiana Snowman if it isnt made out of snow? Where you thinx they gon' find fluffy stuff down rown hyeă?
by chocodile December 11, 2022
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Tennessee Snowman

When you do a line of coke off of a dirty butthole and it leaves off remnants on your upper lip. Its to immitate the image of a snowman you make in Tennessee snow (with dirt and leaves throughout the snow).
When I came home the other night my wife exclaimed, "Nice Tennessee Snowman!".
by Porcelainivorysteel December 24, 2020
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Snowman's Load

A large icy beverage. eg. Slush Drink, Sno-Cone or Ice Water.
"I was so thirsty, I swallowed a Snowman's Load."

Variation: "It is so hot... I could sure go down on a snowman right now!"
by groimsley December 11, 2010
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chinese snowman

The act of urinating on a snowman causing the color of the snow to change to yellow.
"Hey look, sharky has a Chinese snowman!"

"Yea, I think his dog pissed on it and ate the carrot."
by Tonyg019 December 11, 2013
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