Womb Doomed

When your first and last name, fucks you for life. Your parents probably didn’t want you.

Mr. And Mrs. Faggit womb doomed their son by naming him Gaylen Faggit.

by Bonqeusha July 15, 2018

The Cave of Doom

My Mother-in-law's house

Many have entered the cave of doom, None have left with their balls.

by J-Hoax July 27, 2010

pencil of doom

A super weapon of mass destruction, owned by Adolf Hitler in the Downfall parodies.

Hitler: I shall kill fucking Fegelein once and for all with my pencil of doom!

by Untergang fan May 28, 2017

impending doom

When someone will die physically/socially

I'm waiting for my impending doom

by HMLASD February 7, 2018

microwave of doom

An evil microwave that always under cooks or over cooks your food. The clock in inaccurate, and the timer was a waste of your time. The fan always blows to much air or too little air. This microwave is out to get you and your Family. BBEEWWAARREEEE

My apartment has a microwave of doom

by trezzbishhhh May 14, 2011

Doom Stopper

Doom Stopper is an alter ego used by all time arch villan Ilan Gmach. Doom Stopper was know to chronically masturbate while referring to himself in the third person. Doom Stopper mainly terrorized Sante Fe, New Mexico in the late 1920s, after a while he was quickly captured by the local police force. Doom Stopper tragically died in his cell after fifty years.

Wow, that guy's right arm is so much more muscular then his left. I bet he calls himself doom stopper.

by TiredEle5 May 20, 2012

Blue Doom

Vodka mixed with a blue colored juice, mainly the blue Hawaiian Punch.

Guy: "What you drinkin bro?"
Guy2: "BLUE DOOM!"

by oReVelatioNo March 17, 2009