Butterknife Barber

When a woman melts a stick of button atop her badussy, and proceeds to enter a fresh butter knife. The butter knife is then turned horizontal after inserted, serrated side facing the exterior. The man then enters from the top of his head, and moves in a circular motion, creating the perfect haircut.

Max: Brooo I need to get a trim so bad. I’m mad broke tho.
Isabel: i’ll butterknife barber you. Put on your goggles.

by SexyLamp November 19, 2022

The Grim Barber

Basic ass barber with tattoos and frenchies. Drives slow in a fast car.

Homie has a fresh cut probably from The Grim Barber

by Toasty_666 November 24, 2021

most skibidi barber from ohio

the meaning of "most skibidi barber from ohio" is when you get a fresh cut but your friends call you out because your barber is from Ohio

bro imagine having the most skibidi barber from ohio

by MajmunSaGrane December 27, 2024

Four-Way Barber Shop

The Four-Way Barber Shop involves a girl taking it from behind, in front, and giving two hand jobs. Upon completion, all four guys (bonus points if synchronized) cum in her hair and style into an updo.

Karen stopped by the Four-Way Barber Shop for a blow out but got wayyy more than she planned for.

by BlahVol December 24, 2023

Barber

A person you go to to get your haircut. Going to these people is a huge mistake because they will fuck it up one way or another. At the end of it all, they ask if you like it and you ALWAYS say yes! This idiot literally fucked up your hair, and you tell him that it looks good? That's insane! The worst part of it all is that you give him money for fucking up your hair!

Don't go to GreatClips, the barbers there can and will mess your hair up the day before prom. Literal psychopaths, these guys are.

by all-hail-cthulhu July 25, 2024

Barber Stories

Barber Stories are bullshit stories your barber tells you. Barbers tend to lie a lot for seemingly no reason.

Guy “My barber told me he’s a crypto millionaire.”
Guy’s acquaintance: “Bullshit. It’s just one of his barber stories. It’s like when he told you he’s slept with 134.7 women.”

by Race relations October 31, 2025

Barber's Pole

The visible result of entering a woman who is on the rag.

Mary had her time of the month last night. My lad was like a barber's pole after.

by Lee Kick March 24, 2021