taint meat

the area between the ass and pussy
cause it taint pussy and it taint ass

by super_grover August 28, 2003

Taint rug

The area or patch of hair between ones genitalia and anus region.

While I was muff diving on Heather last night, my tongue ring got caught in her taint rug!

by Cronus29 December 7, 2011

Taint Week

New Years Eve is the ass end of the year and Xmas is where the goodies are. So the time between is the taint.

I am going on vacation during taint week, because Xmas is over and New Years is coming.

by leonangelo December 31, 2010

taint knockers

Balls or testicals.

Man! I got some really good pussy last night and my taint knockers are sore.

by Heat 375 June 8, 2014

taint goop

the goop that comes from the crevice between the ballsack and the asshole

damn cooper you got so much taint goop.

by goyotoyo April 24, 2016

taint clacking

When you slap or clack your testicles in a rythmatic motion on your taint, making a sort of clapping noise, much like a clap in the palm of your hand.

Jimmy was taint clacking to the disco music all night.

by Jimmy the kid July 10, 2017

Taint Face

A Term of Endearment, used for those who are a complete Dickhead, and have an ass-chin. Therefore, Their Face would be the 'Taint'. Hence The Name, Taint Face.

Wow! That Dickhead, with an ass-chin, was a real Taint Face!

by ScrotumBalls February 23, 2009