wallets swole

when your wallet has so much money in it you can't even close it

when your wallet looks like it has a tumor cause it has so money in it

Guy 1: Yo do you have a tumor on your ass!
Guy 2: Nah my wallets swole nigga.

by deerman4202010 August 31, 2010

cog swole

A level of physical fitness rarely achieved by any individual. Derived from the out of proportion muscles of the Cog Soldiers found in the Gears of War series.

A: Bro, you tryna workout this afternoon
B: Yeah son, I'm finna get cog swole by summer.
A: Word

by alboutdabenjy June 20, 2011

ball swalt

The juice and crusties that combine in your underwear after not washing them for a week

Dude I've gotta wash the ball swalt out of my shorts before I go to dinner with my girlfriends parents

by Rompster mompster August 5, 2016

Brain Swole

A cool way to say "smart" or "intelligent"

"I would drop out of school but I need to get Brain Swole"

by GossipGirlWithCharm August 2, 2017

Papa Swol

The Swolest Swoldier out there. Also the leader of the Legion of Swol. Legend has it, Papa Swol has muscles the size of dinner plates.

Hey have you seen Papa Swol?

No, I think he’s at the gym getting Swol

by Elite Vidgames January 17, 2018

Justin Stoltz

Bitch, keyboard warrior. He will usually talk shit via social media and then run away when he sees you in person.

What a Justin Stoltz

by Jackass360 August 13, 2018

Too swole

too swole/meaning too cool like mr.fitz😎

I’m too swole for them😎

by Useadildo😎5236 February 15, 2019