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Swiftly Naan

A portable self microwaving naan bread for use on the move.

Also can be doubled up to be used as naan flip flops - a warm, soft alternative to footwear.
"I could really do with a swiftly naan right about now"

"SWIFTLY NAAN!!!"

"That swiftly naan was well tasty!"

"Awww those naans feel so warm on my feet.. sweet"
by Fontwell February 19, 2009
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Taylor Swift

Overrated, overexposed grown woman who can't get over her long-gone high school days. Claims to be a "country" singer when she's from Pennsylvania and her songs are nothing but manufactured pop music made for radio, with a bit of banjo and fake country twang thrown in here and there.

Strums the same chords over and over, has an average voice, and mediocre writing abilities which mainly focus on boys and what not. But because of her ability to dazzle gullible tweens with her sparkly prom dresses, catchy tunes, and overly innocent, vanilla persona, she has moved on to fooling the general masses into thinking she is a gift to the music world.

But alas, people will inevitably get sick of her being forced down their throats. She will eventually be embroiled in some sort of scandal as she is actually bat-shit crazy in reality, and her career will come spiraling down into oblivion. Kanye West will then be known as Prophet Kanye for seeing and warning us all of this before it happened.
Ten years from now:
Romeo Butkiss: Hey, did you see that "Where Are They Now?" episode last night?

Juliet Vomitus: Yeah! That Taylor Swift broad with the squinty eyes who peaked too fast was on there. She's divorced now and living with her 13 cats in Stumptoe, Arkansas.
by isisnyc November 23, 2009
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SwiftIRC

SwiftIRC is a IRC network primarily used by runescape players, popularised by being included in the switchswift custom game client.

The network usually has over 10,000 active users at any one time. The channel plays host to a different set of users than normal IRC networks, demographically the users tend to be younger than typical networks due to the runescape link.

Beside runescape, swiftirc is famous for it's mirc scripting community found at #msl, this is partly due to the number of 'mirc bots' available on the network.
<kyle> Hey lets go on swiftirc, I want to use a bot to check my runescape stats.
<kh> okie, wanna use ikick or darwin?
by KHobbits March 24, 2008
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swiatch

Combining sweet and biatch.
I finally got a car!
Swiatch!
by asali July 16, 2008
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Taylor Swiftin

1. The act of publicly humiliating a guy after he breaks up with you making him ashamed to go out in public
1. OMG I canot belive he dumped you in a 24 second phone call you need to do some serious Taylor Swiftin
by Alanan February 19, 2010
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Taylor Swift

A 20 year old, who acts like a 9 year old, that sounds like a dying ferret with down syndrome. Her "music" appeals to young, insecure, tone deaf individuals who for some reason think she can ACTUALLY sing, and for some reason, each of her terrible and annoying songs have lyrics that are so simplistic and boring it makes you want to cut your ears off.
Taylor Swift cannot sing to save her life.
by Sampsonlong March 29, 2010
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Suzuki Swift

The ghettoist car ever. Sometimes confused with Datsuns. Big mistake! Suzuki Swift's have unrivalled acceleration, handling and grip as well as having a perfectly aerodynamic shape.
That cool guy George has a Suzuki Swift
by jamboy braaap December 19, 2006
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