suburban gangster

a white boy who doesnt dare step foot in the ghetto cuz he will get hiz azz lit up.

by Hispanic Women lover July 7, 2003

Suburban chic

Usually used to describe women past their prime who lives in smaller towns, or suburbs, but think that they are hip, and dresses real smart. The fact is however that you clearly can tell that they'er not from a big city, and that they don't really follow the newest trends

Look at that woman, she really think she is hip

yes, she is so suburban chic

by Niels Have October 28, 2008

Suburban Speedball

A strong high/low combination of a 2 serving or more energy drink (Red Bull, Rockstar, Monster, etc.) and prescription painkiller or other strong downer (most commonly Vicodin or comparable). Produces a very strong "Trip" or "High" that can last several hours until an equally strong crash or "Low" as the caffiene

Dude, I was tripping balls on that Suburban Speedball all morning!

by Heretic Bassist November 11, 2009

suburban dictionary

Dictionary lacking an index; usually short enough not to require one.

Dre: Yo Webster, where the index at?
Webster: Son, calm down. The dictionary you are using is rather abriged. I do believe there is no need for an index in your suburban dictionary.

by Cletus September 24, 2003

Suburban turban

The towels that ladies wear on their heads after a shower. Usually accompanied by a bathrobe.

Look at Meg rockin' her suburban turban man.

by JaredBurns May 26, 2006

Suburbia

A word often referred to in punk rock music by such bands as Green Day and Something Corporate. An area of sub-par living accomodations run by idiots and morons.

Away with these nightmares,
Away with suburbia.
Shake down away.
You marry a role and
You give up your soul til you break down.

by Hurtzy45 February 5, 2005

Suburbanitus

A person infected with suburbanitus usually lives in an upper class suburb outside a big or moderately sized city. They have 2.5 kids and live in sprawling houses in gated communities or the like. They drive 80,000 dollar SUVs such as Cadillac Escalades or Lincoln Navigators. Also in their garage, it is very likely to see a black four door sedan such as a Mercedes, BWM, Maserati, or Lexus. They believe that they have to impress everyone in a 100 mile radius, so they file to their local shopping center to waste their money on name brand clothing such as 150 dollar north face fleece, 300 dollar True Religion Jeans, and those ever so ugly UGG boots. They then walk to the food court and buy a 4 dollar coffee at Starbucks. Most victims of suburbanitus are fake dicks and think they're better than everyone else, though not admitting it, and giving the fake vibe that they love everyone. The children of the infected usually have a 50,000 dollar car by time their 15 and don't even have a license, they also love to cause unneeded drama to fulfill their empty shallow lives. Most people in the city despise suburbanites.

stereotypical quotes of the Suburbanitus victims;

"are you kidding me look at that girl, shes not wearing any name brand clothing, shes disgusting"
"HAHA I have a Mercedes E class, your's is only a C class"
"My North Face is polyester, your's is only fleece, please get away from me"

by jaskeiotgjn March 5, 2009