STATE-BEEF

STATE-BEEF is the amount of muscle a prison inmate packs on by lifting weights in the prison yard while serving out a prison sentence.

Wow! That dude was never that big before he went to prison...Now he's huge...He must have packed on 30lbs of state-beef lifting weights in the yard while he was down.

by DonZilla November 21, 2013

sauté hands

When your hands cramp up due to holding pan handles. Most likely to occur when a large amount of orders come in.

My hands hurt so much from all the dishes I prepared while working sauté tonight at work. I may have to go to the doctor and tell him about my sauté hands.

by Papa Crab May 12, 2014

bully state

A variation of the police state where a police force acts more as bullies than police. A typical bully will pick on people that he/she knows to have no problem picking on without fear of retaliation but shying away from "someone your own size." In a bully state, police officers have absolutely no trouble cracking down on truly trivial matters, especially "victimless crimes" such as: 90% of misdemeanors (MIPs, pissing in public, use of mild drugs, "open containers"), more than half of all traffic violations (speeding within the 5-10mph "cushion", running a yellow light, etc), however when it comes to matters truly relevant or life endangering, they hesitate to crack down or have a "protocol" involving a heavy bureaucracy that makes it not worth it

my house gets taken over by Crips but the police don't do jack shit! I drive with an empty beer bottle in my trunk left there by my MOM because it fell out of the bag of bottle deposit bottles? I get a fucking misdemeanor! This is no police state, it's a fucking BULLY state!

by UM North Quad September 21, 2011

Skipping States

When you catch a criminal charge and start crossing states so the cops can't catch ya.

I caught a murder charge so I had to start skipping states.

by Issa Hawa February 2, 2020

Post-Baked Cognitive State

A term originating between Canadian health science students who are also stoners. It's the state roughly 3 hours following the last toke. The initial high is gone, but the thc level is still high enough for some after-effects. Doesn't last more than a few hours. Symptoms are tiredness, extreme tranquility and relaxation, a need to eat healthy.

Guy1 - "Dude you look tired, late night?"
Guy 2 - "Nah I'm just in a post-baked cognitive state"
Guy1 - "I know it well, wanna go get some herbal tea?"
Guy 2 - "Hells yea"

by hawksley1001 November 28, 2009

separation of church and state

The seperation of church and state is implied in the 1st amendment with "Congress shall make no law respecting the establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise therof." This means that the state cannot force children to go to a public school or have a state based church. This is to protect everyone's religious views to the extent it does not harm another.

Buses can take kids to parochial and public schools becuase it is in the best interest of the children to have that transportation, but it cannot require a reciting of a prayer.

by K December 14, 2003

solid state revival

A really good band who's not very known because they are barely advertised on the internet. They sound similar to coldplay, and if you've ever seen that VERB commercial wih that song "Step into the Sun" this is the band that sings that song

you can not find solid state revival's song "step into the sun" if you google search step into the sun lyrics.

by gafsd June 11, 2006