cum stump

Noun.
A derogatory term for the male genitalia that observes its diminutive stature.

1. Stop posting pictures of your diseased cum stump on here!

2. Guy: I got a big dick.

Girl: Prove it.

Guy: *Removes Pants*

Girl: HAHAHAHA!! That little thing is nothing more than a cum stump!

by Tactical Taco September 16, 2016

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Sex Stump

When someone seals up their cleftal horizon, most commonly known as their "ass crack" with duct tape or any object to block any view of the cleftal horizon to where a weird liquid starts seeping out of it for someone to give it a taste.

"Damn bro, that Sex Stump looks TASTY"

"Gonna Sex Stump this afternoon. Hopefully, get some syrup out of it"

by Udirt January 5, 2022

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Stump Chillin

When one or more people hang-out on a larger than average stump.

Yo, you wanna come over and go stump chilling? Theres this huge stump along side the road where we can just chill.

by scott-E-t May 13, 2011

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Stump kitchen

A stump kitchen is a kitchen you make in the woods with a stump. You can add any thing to your stump kitchen. You can make it look forsby by adding items from the woods to your stump kitchen

My stump kitchen is looking forsby

by Puppylover134 July 11, 2018

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Stump Breakin

When a penis equipped person stands on a stump wearing rubber boots and places the front two hooves of a quadaped on the ground and the rear the hooves in his boots and has relations with said hot goat. 🐻😍

George: I'm gonna head out.

Levi: You goin stump breakin?

by TooPeaceDark September 26, 2018

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