Stump

A synonym for a mentally retarded person

The short bus is always full of stumps

by stumph8er December 28, 2011

stupak

To do something ridiculous, silly, moronic, stupid, asinine, idiotic, etc.

To add an unnecessary abortion amendment to a health care bill.

Wow you really stupaked that Health Care bill in the House.

Please shut your stupak mouth.

Man, that's a load of stupak.

That guy must have been really stupak, he answered incorrectly for every test question.

by Definitely Not a Republican November 8, 2009

Stumpin'

Can't figure something out, miffed, dumbfounded, confused or don't have a quick response to a situation or something said to you.

When Teresa showed up at the club with her sister and started asking me if I had slept with her, MAN, I was straight up stumpin'!

by JoeP. May 25, 2007

Stumpy

After abusing a substance, this word is often thrown around to indicate that one is intoxicated and generally affected by said substance.

DC: C'mon man, get in the car!
MM: Man, I'm way too stumpy.

by cc58 January 21, 2006

stumpjumper

In old Colonial south, Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia and other states where female Mules and Mare's were used for field work the young men tending these farm animals would often find a suitable height stump around the edge of the field they were working and back the animal up to their penis and give it a good flogging. These young men far removed from female companionship would take large melons and gourds from the field and cut a small hole in the vegetable into which they would insert their penis and have sex with the still sun warmed vegetable.

Ole Jimmy, Hell that boy is a stumpjumper. His momma caught the old mare backed up to him last week when the morning fog suddenly lifted off of the bean field.

You show dont want to eat no watermelons that Bobby Lee offers you. His daddy caught him up in the hay loft with a big ole striped watermelon the other day, he was laying into that poor old watermelon like a damn buck rabbit on a doe, Pluck! Went his dingus when his daddy started screaming!

by Tractorshaft August 11, 2007

Stumpy

A penis that is under 2 inches, not circumcised and retarded.

Thats an awfully stumpy penis you got there Mr. Bob

by anyonononmous April 3, 2003

stump

v. (politics) The act of delivering a stump speech.

Democratic stalwart Bob Kerrey offered to stump for Senator Joe Lieberman during his 2006 campaign for nomination for one of Conneticut's seats in the United States Senate.

by TechnoSanta March 9, 2007