Stump bump

The erection caused by seeing an amputee

Did you see that girl with a missing arm last night. She was giving me serious a stump bump.

by Asexuals March 19, 2016

Rosetta stumped

When a guy who's language you're trying to speak is trying to learn the same language you're trying to speak, and you know more of it than him.

Jim got Rosetta stumped when Clarice knew more of his language than he did.

by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018

blunt-stumping

searching for the remaining tips or "stumps" of blunts from prior blunts smoked when you're otherwise completely outta weed

I hope I can get some new weed today I've been stuck blunt-stumping all night

by Fundo88 June 21, 2023

stump gang

small di*k

hay are you in stump gang??

by litem January 20, 2018

Stump Chillin

When one or more people hang-out on a larger than average stump.

Yo, you wanna come over and go stump chilling? Theres this huge stump along side the road where we can just chill.

by scott-E-t May 13, 2011

Sex Stump

When someone seals up their cleftal horizon, most commonly known as their "ass crack" with duct tape or any object to block any view of the cleftal horizon to where a weird liquid starts seeping out of it for someone to give it a taste.

"Damn bro, that Sex Stump looks TASTY"

"Gonna Sex Stump this afternoon. Hopefully, get some syrup out of it"

by Udirt January 5, 2022

Stump Breakin

When a penis equipped person stands on a stump wearing rubber boots and places the front two hooves of a quadaped on the ground and the rear the hooves in his boots and has relations with said hot goat. 🐻😍

George: I'm gonna head out.

Levi: You goin stump breakin?

by TooPeaceDark September 26, 2018