Sex Stump

When someone seals up their cleftal horizon, most commonly known as their "ass crack" with duct tape or any object to block any view of the cleftal horizon to where a weird liquid starts seeping out of it for someone to give it a taste.

"Damn bro, that Sex Stump looks TASTY"

"Gonna Sex Stump this afternoon. Hopefully, get some syrup out of it"

by Udirt January 5, 2022

Stump bump

The erection caused by seeing an amputee

Did you see that girl with a missing arm last night. She was giving me serious a stump bump.

by Asexuals March 19, 2016

Rosetta stumped

When a guy who's language you're trying to speak is trying to learn the same language you're trying to speak, and you know more of it than him.

Jim got Rosetta stumped when Clarice knew more of his language than he did.

by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018

dropped the stump

Sort of like saying "wow he got shut down"

If some one is "dropping the stump" on your fun they are being a kill joy.

Joe ~ "Dang the cops totally dropped the stump on our party last night"
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Robert, ~ "Some day I'm going to be a millionaire and own a private Island and......"

Shalequa, ~ "Robert you can't even keep your job at BK"

Robert, ~ "Dang Shalequa, why you gotta be droppin' the stump on my dreams?"

by Red_Mobster December 7, 2009

Stumped Genius

When an Apple Genius from the Apple Store genius bar does not know the answer to the question, or solution to the problem.

When you are a confused "stumped genius" from the Apple store you will most likely turn to your co-genius and reply with, "That's weird, right?"

by unsatisfied apple customer March 8, 2011

stump neck

A person who is usually on the chubby side who has a neck that looks like a tree stump aka stump neck.

Gabrielle Iglesias would be an example of a person with a stump neck. Terrio would also work.

by MichaelGregory February 12, 2015

blunt-stumping

searching for the remaining tips or "stumps" of blunts from prior blunts smoked when you're otherwise completely outta weed

I hope I can get some new weed today I've been stuck blunt-stumping all night

by Fundo88 June 21, 2023