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Stool

A small chair used to hold a small things ir used to put you feet on
Can you put my drink on the stool
by Ant1229 November 19, 2021
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Bar Stool

In gay culture the bar stool is the guy you would not have considered, you dont rate him. He doesn't impress you and you never considered him in any way. Perhaps someone asked if you were attracted to him and the thought had never occurred, you decide he isnt despicable but he definitely isnt attractive.
Oh, errrr, I guess hes less than a 5, he has an Ok personality, errrr, well he isnt ugly. I guess if I'm 60 and I dont want to live alone then errr maybe. I suppose hes the bar stool, definitely the last bar stool.
by KJ BELAFONTE September 8, 2019
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spray stool

A form of explosive diarrhea that literally sprays the inside of your toilet bowl in a thin layer of brown.
I cannot make it to work today, I got spray stool again.
by Johann Doe December 18, 2018
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ASS STOOL LEE

It is the finishing touches after you are called an ASSH0LE by the concensus.
Listen get ready the star at the GOOGLEPLEX is ANAL ALAN in the movie SYSTOLE where send your votes in tonight as it is coming live as guess what maybe the big KIN TRACT will contract as you know that MANDATORY SHITEATER has to make a choice between this question and it must be exhaustively finished as it is between (is that old non refrigerated cold food a cake"s walk for that ASSH0LE PEDOPHILE to eat or the amount of SHIT produced from his ANUS will be entirely ASS STOOL LEE as the SHIT SHELTER is that well-formed FECES FECES FECES...FECES begging to be consumed , well either way no LEFTOVERS allowed
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 12, 2021
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Bar stooling

Where you snort coke off of a prostitutes dick
Bro Johnathan went and bar stooling last night
by Conor weiner June 10, 2019
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Nixon stool

A "step up to new heights" furniture-device dat is so rugged dat you can casually kick it here and there around da floor without damaging it at all.
When ol' Tricky Doohickey said, "You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore" after he was ousted from Congress, he didn't realize that he could still have squatted on all-fours and served as a "Nixon stool" for the senators and representatives to bunt into place with their shoes and then climb up on to reach law-books on the higher shelves in the Library of Congress.
by QuacksO November 22, 2019
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stool

wow man, your stool is hard
by okokbruh July 27, 2022
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