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stool

wow man, your stool is hard
by okokbruh July 27, 2022
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Nixon stool

A "step up to new heights" furniture-device dat is so rugged dat you can casually kick it here and there around da floor without damaging it at all.
When ol' Tricky Doohickey said, "You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore" after he was ousted from Congress, he didn't realize that he could still have squatted on all-fours and served as a "Nixon stool" for the senators and representatives to bunt into place with their shoes and then climb up on to reach law-books on the higher shelves in the Library of Congress.
by QuacksO November 22, 2019
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Bar stooling

Where you snort coke off of a prostitutes dick
Bro Johnathan went and bar stooling last night
by Conor weiner June 10, 2019
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Stool pigeon

Stool pigeon is a person that sits around all day and does nothing.
Mei: What does Jim do for work? All I ever see him do is sit on the porch all day reading the newspaper.

Nads: Who knows? I think he's just a stool pigeon.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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stool hopper

Bar patron who moves from bar to bar over the course of an night.
Didn't we see that stool hopper two bars ago?
by gjw79 June 30, 2017
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stool

the stool is out of my pants.
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 20, 2025
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red stool

I can’t remember what happened last night but I had a red stool this morning.
by beanricecheese February 2, 2022
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