Dope stoked

When you're all hyped up on weed, you think anything is possible.

Girl: what happened to Jimmy?

Boy: he got all DOPE STOKED and tried to jump off this bridge.... but he was on his couch the whole time.

by Clemon2589 July 3, 2019

Dope stoked

When you're all hyped up on weed, you think anything is possible.

Girl: what happened to Jimmy?

Boy: he got all DOPE STOKED and tried to jump off this bridge.... but he was on his couch the whole time.

by Clemon2589 July 3, 2019

mmm’stoked

Not a fucking real word. Or thing. Nobody talks like this. And if you do, you shouldn’t.

If you use mmm’stoked in a sentence, you’re a dummy.

by Sam1293 July 11, 2019

Mmm’stoked

Shortened form of (I’m stoked) for convenience sake. Or if you jus don’wanna....

The new season of last chance U comes out in a week, Mmm’stoked.

by Shwiggidy July 11, 2019

I Storked It Slow THen TOld HEr Best Believe

I Storked It Slow THen TOld HEr Best Believe

I Storked It Slow THen TOld HEr Best Believe

by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 24, 2025

You Got Spooked Boi

What you would tell your friend after you scare them.

You: (to your friend) "BOOO!"
Friend: -screams-"AAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!"
You: "You Got Spooked Boi!"

by therealistmintoreos21 May 9, 2017

Diff’rent Stroked

The act of being masterbated by the cast members of the hit 80’s tv show, Diff’rent Strokes.

Man 1: Hey bro, remember the time we took our acting careers to the next level and were extras on Diff’rent Strokes?

Man 2: Boy do I! I remember when Kimberly, Arnold, and Mrs. Garrett took down my pants and Diff’rent Stroked me and I accidentally jizzed on Willis and Mr. Drummond. They were so smooth I never knew who’s turn it was. I couldn’t tell the Diff’rence!

by Hal L April 30, 2021