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Smoking Poon

When the smoke (exhilation) from the hit of a joint/pipe/bong is blown slowly onto the pussy/clit before inbibing (kissing, sucking, eating it).
"You smell like sex and weed. Have you been smoking poon again?"
by Mistress Q February 6, 2008
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stoning out

Zoning out, specifically after smoking the dried buds of the plant "cannabis".
Pussyface and friends have been sitting at a restaurant while under the effects of "Tetrahydrocannabinol". After some time, the waitress approaches them to take their order.

WAITRESS: May I take your order?

PUSSYFACE: What?

WAITRESS: Do you know what you want to order?

PUSSYFACE: Oh! No...sorry I was stoning out.
by ninjatigerbatman September 11, 2013
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smokin penises

Smoking large blunts. Or abnormally huge cigarettes.
No homo bro but we smokin penises
-Young Thug
by Jackeobyslapoyonnecrappy December 5, 2016
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Smokin' Mulch

When a woman lights a man's pubes on fire while giving a blowjob.
The fire alarm was worth it when we found out Harriet was Smokin' Mulch.
by K-Noodle November 10, 2009
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smoking lollipop

(n) A detail left behind in the editing process when an anime is liscensed by a company that removes all the adult themes, often times causing great confusion to the audience.
"Why does Sanji have a smoking lollipop?"

"Why are those cousins making out?"
by MetaKool October 23, 2005
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storing a charge

Holding a poop in because you're ashamed to poop in public.
"Why are you walking funny Ryan?"
"Ah, ya know, I've been storing a charge ever since I've got in the school bus this morning."
by xxxScumbag69xxx March 1, 2015
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1. Obtaining your first high
Most people do not get high on their first few times smoking marijuana after you have obtained your first high you are now on your way up in the ranks.

2. Being present at a drug deal
A friend needs some sticky icky, to move to the second level in this 10 level trip to greatness you need to be in the same room with a drug dealer and his/her buyer and witness the transaction occur.

3. Scoring your own weed
At this point you feel like your a badass, your not, but its alright. to move to level three you need to have obtained both a dealers phone number and have purchased some green from them.

4. Buying your first smoking device (usually a pipe)
to enter level four you need to purchase a smoking device, a rough estimate that about 75% of people purchase a pipe at this point some ignore rules and jump to further levels like little fucknuggets, but its all good.

5. The first time you smoke by yourself
this is by far the level that sepperates the boys from the men, this level weeds(no pun intended) out the pussies who just smoke to look cool and the true future masters of the weed world.
ayo i bought my own weed im the shit!

no, no your not, u obviously know nothing about The first 5 levels of pot smoking
by Mr.Dirk As Fuck June 21, 2010
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