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Cairan Stevens

someone who has animal-like facial features, generally a rat. gives off animal-like odours, resulting in little friends. someone with the same definition but with a lot of friends is called a spastic.
oh my god look at the new guy!”
“wow! he looks like he’s Cairan Stevens!”
oh my god! we better stay away from him!”
by definition demolition November 24, 2021
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Gay Stevens

Some one who downloads a song which appears to make him gay.
Person A: This song is the shit!
Person B: Oh Really? Got a sample?

Person A sends link to YouTube

Person B: Omfg, this song is shit, your such a Gay Stevens!
by Ben Harris of Taunton January 14, 2008
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stevensbooteh

stevensbooteh is an instagram fan acc about Guns N' Roses.She is well known for being hated and blocked by half of the GNR fandom along with knockin_on_slash.She always uses the words Daddy,I'm screaming,I'm crying,lmfao,Y'all etc.
Stevensbooteh doesn't like Grace's band I'll block her.
Yeah me too,I hate her!
by doesntmatterwhotfiamboi November 21, 2016
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stevena

Stevena is a hard working lady, she probly got a ass but she be getting all the man, she's very caring, don't mess around with her she might mess you up, she sticks up for her friends no matter what, if she ever has kids she would care so much about them will do anything for them, if she's not black she's probly some Latina that's slim thick, if you get a stevena make sure to keep her because she's probly going to be the best thing in your life
Oh da yum did u see Stevenas ass
Bro stevena stole my eyes as soon as I saw her
Bro stevena is HOT HOT
by That_Latina_Chick February 20, 2017
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Stevens Middle School

Rectangles, circles, ovals, triangles, and E.
by BiB NiBBa June 15, 2018
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Stevens

In the lore of Valley Highschool, Richard Stevens, commonly referred to as Stevens, is the god of the raisins. When he consumes raisins, he grows all powerful and can rip a child apart atom by atom with nothing but a blink of an eye. He attempts to hide his power as the raisin god by pretending to hate raisins because even the thought of raisins makes him aggressively cum everywhere, destroying everything his cum touches due to its high radioactivity.
Did you know that the Chernobyl disaster was caused by Stevens cumming after eating 2.5 million pounds of raisins in half a second? It only took him 3% of his power, as anything over 10% of his power would devastate Earth into a powerful nuclear holocaost and perminantly irradiate Earth ending all life in it and if he uses anything over 15% of his power it will rip apart the universe atom by atom.

Oh, Jeremy, did you hear about Stevens the raisin god destroying a village filled with children to tear them apart to help him overcome his massive amount of energy he gained from eating two raisins? It made him use .2 percent of his power.
by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019
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Stevens

In the lore of Valley Highschool, Richard Stevens, commonly referred to as Stevens, is the god of the raisins. When he consumes raisins, he grows all powerful and can rip a child apart atom by atom with nothing but a blink of an eye. He attempts to hide his power as the raisin god by pretending to hate raisins because even the thought of raisins makes him aggressively cum everywhere, destroying everything his cum touches due to its high radioactivity.
Did you know that the Chernobyl disaster was caused by Stevens cumming after eating 2.5 million pounds of raisins in half a second? It only took him 3% of his power, as anything over 10% of his power would devastate Earth into a powerful nuclear holocaost and perminantly irradiate Earth ending all life in it and if he uses anything over 15% of his power it will rip apart the universe atom by atom.

Oh, Jeremy, did you hear about Stevens the raisin god destroying a village filled with children to tear them apart to help him overcome his massive amount of energy he gained from eating two raisins? It made him use .2 percent of his power.
by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019
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