Damn Johnny saw that girl by the bar and he’s been following her around the whole cruise but won’t even talk to her. He’s really stealth simping out here.
by Str8F4cts June 8, 2020
Get the Stealth Simp mug.that sneaky walk you do past the person who caught you red handed. similar to slinking away. Even though you were caught you act like nothing happened. When doing the stealth walk, you lean forward and walk in a way similar to a lizardlike dinosaur.
person 1: Dude, my mom caught me eating a bag of chips so I totally stealth walked past her and she looked at me all weird
Person 2: radical man. I stealth walked out of Costco with a hanful of store d'ovures
Person 2: radical man. I stealth walked out of Costco with a hanful of store d'ovures
by EpicBird June 16, 2010
Get the stealth walk mug.My sister Laura is so stanky she let out a stealth stink that emptied the house during a family reunion.
by Favorite Daughter July 22, 2007
Get the stealth stink mug.A person that is walking down the street
Looks awesome from behind
But as you pass them and look closer total pig
Looks awesome from behind
But as you pass them and look closer total pig
by Captaincaveham December 16, 2018
Get the Stealth pig mug.Any type of close-fitting clothing/bodysuit used for the purpose of concealment, especially at night. A stealth suit mat consist of a dark gray/dark blue/mottled pattern in those colors bodysuit, or long pants and shirt, plus muted footwear, and gloves.
A Stealth Suit is used for the purpose of moving in the darkness unseen.
A Stealth Suit is used for the purpose of moving in the darkness unseen.
Jamie was worried that a stalker had been peering into her windows late at night, so I put on my stealth suit, and waited in the bushed to catch the guy.
by Unit ZER0 October 30, 2015
Get the Stealth Suit mug.A contemporary hairstyle based on the mullet made famouse in the 1980s and 1990s by celebrities such as Pat Sharpe.
The hair is cut short at the top and sides (often accentuated with spikes or a quiff) but relatively long and straight at the back. The longer hair at the back of the head is concealed unless the wearer is seen from behind, thus an observer may not notice the stealth mullet until it has already passed / is too late.
The hair is cut short at the top and sides (often accentuated with spikes or a quiff) but relatively long and straight at the back. The longer hair at the back of the head is concealed unless the wearer is seen from behind, thus an observer may not notice the stealth mullet until it has already passed / is too late.
by Filk March 12, 2010
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For the opposite situation, see ghost bus.
For the opposite situation, see ghost bus.
It says 57 minutes until the next 7 bus, but the headway on this line is 40 minutes. I bet there's a stealth bus coming in 17 minutes!
by Urban_observer December 23, 2011
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