Satan's little cotton fingers

What overly religious people call Tampons, especailly Southern Baptists.

Old Lady to friend:
Look at that tramp buying Satan's little cotton fingers instead of a sanitary pads like a good Christian girl should.

by TinyTears April 9, 2009

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Satan

Patron saint of lawyers, irs agents, politicians, televangelists, and diet soda.

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by olstar18 July 7, 2011

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The Satanic Bible

The holy book of Satanism; the unequivocal, modern, definitive edition. By Nolan Aljaddou. THE OFFICIAL 2012 CONFIRMATIONS; OR, CONFESSIONS OF THE ANTICHRIST.

Anagram, am I? Mr. A., again! Or Ram, the Arm of Ra
(if myths manage a say).

The Satanic Bible - is written by RAM (Satan).

by Ubermensch-One March 19, 2018

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Theistic Satanism is the most popular and common form of Satanism. This type of Satanism is not what is portrayed like in today's world. These Satanists(as well as all other variants of Satanism) are not evil, don't kill or commit any crimes. Satanists work their entire lives on being more spiritual and more in-tune with the earth. Theistic Satanist know that Satan (sometimes referred to as Enki as well as a few other names) and the Gods/Demons to be real beings. Through rituals and meditation, Theistic Satanists work to awaken energy in their body called the Kudalini Spirit, once this has awoken, the individual has reached godhead and will become a Demon/God after death. This practice takes a long time to achieve, taking more than one life, which means one most go through many lives to achieve godhead.

I am dedicated Theistic Satanist, and proud.

Theistic Satanism is a wonderful lifestyle full of self fulfillment.

by AnarchyStocking July 16, 2011

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