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squidward brunt

"Stop being such a squidward brunt, get over it!"
by Longlivedobby November 27, 2016
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Squidwards Suicide

A lost episode of SpongeBob where Squidward dies. The episode starts with Squidward practicing the clarinet. Then SpongeBob and Patrick are playing outside and Squidward tells them to stop. Then he practices again but it's a choking noise instead of a clarinet being played. The next shot is Squidward at the concert. He plays the clarinet badly and the crowd is booing with hyper blood realistic eyes. The next scene is Squidward in a black background but Squidward is crying, then cry's blood, then shows the blood eyes from before. The next scene is Squidward in his bed with a gun. He shoots himself and DIES....
Guy 1: Have you seen Squidwards Suicide?
Guy 2: yes and it scarred me for life.
by amoguslove42069 March 19, 2023
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Angry Squidward

When you're performing oral sex on a male- and you bite down on the shaft, punch the recipient in the testicles, and insert a clarinet into their anus
"my date with Joanie ended in disaster. I thought everything was going great until we went back to my place and she gave me the Angry Squidward. I had to go to the hospital to get the clarinet removed"
by Clit commander. December 12, 2024
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Squidward Handshake

When two bro’s slap their penises. Almost like a High Five but with the penis.
Pedro and Gary did a Squidward Handshake in the Pool!
by Pedway94 September 6, 2019
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Squidward Effect

When you almost lose consciousness while in a voice chat or on a online game.
My friend Todd experienced the Squidward effect while playing Minecraft.
by Casper! August 21, 2025
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Ban Squidward

To finally get rid of the stupid kid who brings down the energy of the server, by his deep depression, and lack of feelings.
We need to Ban Squidward to save the server and our minds!
by Link8818 May 7, 2018
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doin' the squidward

when your girlfriend cheats on you with three guys at the same time and you look like squidward.
Byran broke up with his girlfriend after he caught her doin' the squidward with Justin, Chris, and Frank.
by bryona May 16, 2011
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