by RaptorCouch November 2, 2019
Get the Squidwardmug. Byran broke up with his girlfriend after he caught her doin' the squidward with Justin, Chris, and Frank.
by bryona May 16, 2011
Get the doin' the squidwardmug. Person 1: I used to think squidward was mean, but dang is he relatable
Person 2: Sounds like squidward syndrome
Person 2: Sounds like squidward syndrome
by Yaba Daba Doo! December 10, 2023
Get the Squidward Syndromemug. by Longlivedobby November 27, 2016
Get the squidward bruntmug. I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line; so what if I took an extra 10 seconds to order. Who cares, man. You really are something else, you know that? Y-you lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, ASSHOLE. Everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store; I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I don't act like a sarcastic prick with customers. You know, Squidward, this town does not like you, and it's not because you're some kind of misunderstood artist, or-or genius, or we just don't get you, it's because you're mean. Alright? Look at Spongebob. He works in front of a hot grill all day, but we all like him, and you know why? Because he's NICE. He says HELLO to us. Look man, I don't wanna be this type of customer, you know, I-I don't like to start fights with folks, but like, y-you can't do that, alright? And I'm not gonna call out Mr. Krabs or anything, I-I just wanna get my food and go. Please learn from this. Alright? Thank you.
by This guy man... March 21, 2025
Get the Hey Squidward shut the fuck upmug. 
When you hit someone with the squidward it means you just don’t give a fuck and you’re doing unspeakable things
by Jumpa Brim March 10, 2022
Get the The Squidwardmug.