Sorry I'm not sorry

When one is apologetic that they are not apologetic about a previous thing.

Often used by sorority girls.

My friends' boyfriends all think I'm prettier than them... Sorry I'm not sorry.

by SIUGREEKS April 21, 2011

Shit Spray

When you pull down your trousers and boxers and do a huge bare ass fart or your mates face and spray his face jus a little with poo. Usually played as a prank wen the victim is asleep or restrained.

Its kinda like a shart but in someone's face.

The spray is usually Due to the fact that you've had the shits (diarrhoea) prior to the fart.

Guy1: 'Oh dude you just shit sprayed in jimmy's face!'

Guy2: Yer... my bad. I was pissing like a girl out my ass earlier. Probli should of thought about the consequences beforehand ey??

2 Hours later.

*Jimmy wakes*
Jimmy: 'My god, someone needs a fresh pair of boxers.'

by duttyboy February 10, 2010

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by Doctorwho101 November 25, 2021

spray paint

the single most useful tool in urban beautification. comes in a can, used in graffiti, aka a tag, throw up, peice, bombing, stencils,

did you see that bomb ass peice at the tracks?

by fate April 23, 2005

Sprystache

A Sprystache is small and pathetic mustache belonging to a citizen of Spryfield, Nova Scotia. It is similar to the crustache in that it is usually thin, made partially of ingrown hairs, and related directly to the hereditary traits of white trash. The main difference is that any race may possess one, as it is a biological affliction that arises from exposure to electromagnetic fields existing uniquely in Spryfield. For most Haligonians outside of Spryfield, a Sprystache is considered a mark of shame, but in Spryfield it may be thought of as an honor, as it signifies the citizen as coming into manhood

Wade had a fine sprystache as he groomed it every day

by Michael Byrnison October 22, 2007

sorry

a word that nobody every believes anymore, no matter how much it is said people don't believe you! stupid really.

when someone apologises for a mistake they have made. but the person being apologised to never believes them.
"im sorry please forgive me!!"
"no you're not!"

by L.J. July 1, 2005

sperrys

boating shoes that are currently very in style in florida,
extremely comfortable and affordable.

i just got new sperrys arent they sweet?

by mhskidd May 17, 2008