spokt

when you are lazily sneaking upon someone and you are noticed, then the target is aware of your presence

oh shit ted, now that you got spokt she wont say anything about what she did last night to her friends

by Ted Bessel April 11, 2008

Spokle

(spoke-cul)
A word that cannot be said without sounding the speaker sounding english or gay. Some words are only spokles if they are said with certain accsents.
Comes from a mispronontuation of the word "sparkle."

Spokle itself is a spokle.

by Ann & Allegra August 5, 2009

spokesperson

The employee at a bicycle shop whose job is to tension wheels and hubs.

To be a proper spokesperson, you need to know how much to tighten each spoke-nut in order to correctly support the wheel, but to also not be so tight that the end of the spoke sticks through out of the back of the nut and punctures the innertube.

by QuacksO February 12, 2019

Spokane Spiderman

When your girlfriend wont have sex with you so you jerk off into your hand and sling it at her.

Mary wouldnt fuck me so I had to give her the ole Spokane Spiderman

by Og Mikebone and Bret November 24, 2019

Softly Spoken Lies

a type of heroin

Hey man, you feel like speedballing or getting some softly spoken lies?

by trinity5227 November 24, 2009

Spoker

some dumb doonce named tiffany, said spoker, instead of.....speaker, wow, what a pussy dooncer

why did COLLIER say that on the spoker phone? tiffany

by Garrett Lee Doonce January 3, 2004

Spoken

Shortened from "Spoken Like a True Fat Kid": Comment about a statement that a fat kid likely would have said.

"Why aren't you watching tv?"
"I can't reach the remote."
"Spoken."

by MDUBB November 4, 2004