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Splooshcular

An intriguing and multi-faceted word is always fascinating to use. Means anything you want it to mean. Whether or not the situation is ready, any dire situation can become stabilized with a simple "Splooshcular". If you don't know a word, replace it with Splooshcular - everyone will think your smart.
Bob: So I was leaving the house, and I saw this strange robot
John: Was he splooshcular?
Bob: *sweating* yeah sure
by Dietary Consumptionator May 31, 2018
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toxic splashback

The unpleasent and unwanted action of water or deoderizer fluid splashing back up on one's ass after depositing a very large shit into either an outhouse or a john.
OSHA requires all poop 6 inches or longer be hand lowered due to toxic splashback.
by crazy lumberjack June 18, 2006
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Dick Slosher

Any person, generally a female, who performs oral sex on a male and then sloshes the resulting sticky substance around the inside of their cheeks. After about 3 minutes of sloshing, the Dick Slosher has the option to either swallow or spit. If the jizz is spit out, the male is obligated to send the Dick Slosher back to the kitchen to make a bologna sandwich.
Bro 1: Yo dawg I heard you found a Dick Slosher on the corner of Packer Ave and Broad St.

Bro 2: Yeah dude. It kinda sucks though because she never swallows my secretion fluid, and now I don't know what to do with all these bologna sandwiches.
by kellisgay17 January 24, 2011
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sploosh

female ejacultion
by splooshtasticq July 17, 2011
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Splash Conception

An accidental pregnancy caused by the leaking of man butter from a woman's anus to her vagina, post coitus.
The splash conception is the number one cause of accidental births in Brick, NJ.
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splashing blumpkin

Getting head while taking a shit. The falling turds splash toilet water all over the girl's face. Like a regular blumpkin, only much wetter.
She needed to dry herself off with a towel after giving me a splashing blumpkin. (Your Mom, that is.)
by Monsterod Von Hugenstein August 15, 2006
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dick splash

You just ruined my best porn mag, you dicksplash!
by Anonymous August 27, 2003
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