When you're at the family's thanksgiving table and your dick accidentally falls out and cum gets all over the table
Mike: Uncle Jim brought the dick splatter!
Juan: What's a dick splatter?
Mike: He cummed inside of the turkey
Juan: What's a dick splatter?
Mike: He cummed inside of the turkey
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Get the Ladder Splatter mug.to be killed with excessive force. I.E. A squirrel being killed with a rocket. Emphasis on biological matter being grotesquely dissasembled.
by Rick Stierstorfer February 5, 2004
Get the Splatterbated mug.(noun) the act of being angry at a domestic feline and punting it into a wall or other hard surface.
I got into an argument with my cat last night because he wouldn't stop meowing so i punted him into the wall and made a meow splatter.
by cat punters September 25, 2010
Get the Meow Splatter mug.The line of mud pasted onto ones back, after one has been riding a bike through said mud, thus producing the upward lift of said mud, from the circular motion of the wheels on said bike in motion.
Said word was created after observation of competative bikers training in the rain who stopped at a diner and all looked like skunks with their enormus examples of back-splatter in its perfect state.
Said word was created after observation of competative bikers training in the rain who stopped at a diner and all looked like skunks with their enormus examples of back-splatter in its perfect state.
"woah! those competative bikers who have been training in the rain have totally perfect back-splatter!"...."no doubt if they had been doing that naked they would resemble the negative images of skunks!"
by gillians pseudonym May 13, 2005
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it's a mix of slag and banter, therefore slanter
because we all know that girls are incapable of having banter, what they think is 'banter' is actually slanter
it's a mix of slag and banter, therefore slanter
because we all know that girls are incapable of having banter, what they think is 'banter' is actually slanter
Guy: I would do your dad up the ass so hard (this is banter)
Girl: I would do your dad up the ass so hard (SLANTER)
2 guys: Bare banter from last night
2 girls: Bare slanter from last night
Girl: I would do your dad up the ass so hard (SLANTER)
2 guys: Bare banter from last night
2 girls: Bare slanter from last night
by vish19 March 21, 2010
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