back-splatter

when someone pulls out after anal sex
and splatters semen on your backside.

He just gave me the most covered back-splatter ever!

by Brandon S. April 15, 2006

splitter-splatter

Noun.

When one cums or pukes, or the combination of the two. Possibly at the same time.

Guy : That sex was so good I splitter-splattered!

by Matt Axley April 28, 2008

scattering

When you shit all over the toilet seat

roberts home

by jamie October 13, 2003

green apple splatter

to be very ill, and take a green , diarea shit, and wipe it on a stick and serve it for lunch, along with a topping of several quiffs

Im going to pull a big green apple splatter on your mother.

by Jordan June 11, 2006

splatter funk

A type of music that is a fusion of goth, punk, and funk; pioneered by Malice in Leatherland.

Splatter funk makes me want to...

by ClockworkRose December 19, 2004

splattercough

Short and forceful, yet voluminous vomiting.

I thought I could hold it in, but all at once, I splattercoughed everywhere.

by Splatter May 13, 2005

Shmattering

a variety/combination of sexual activities besides intercourse

"So what happened last night?"
"Ohh just a little bit of shmattering"

"Did you have a good time last night?"
"Let's just say he offered me a shmatter platter"

"What are you doing tonight?"
"It's Shmatterday, what do you think I'm doing?"

by Kate&Aimee September 22, 2009