n. Similar to a spit-take but not as hilarious to watch as only a loose dribble of spittle leaves the mouth instead of a wild eruption of juice, coffee, vodka etc.
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Dude! Did you see that squid-jigger , hiccuburp, slip and get his face caught in that lobster trap?
Yeah. It was codriffic! I totally did a spit-laugh.
Yeah. It was codriffic! I totally did a spit-laugh.
by Lobsterbeybuoy November 9, 2012
Get the spit-laughmug. The act of bending over and spraying warm diarrhea directly from your anus. Uncontrollable spray diarrhea.
Karen was in the middle of her morning run when she dropped her pants and began hot spitting in the park.
by KylieNykol October 3, 2020
Get the Hot Spittingmug. by PDDMW April 10, 2014
Get the spit shinermug. Sharing spit is slang for making out. It literally describes the act of making out, because usually when two people are kissing with tongue spit is exchanged. It could be used in a negative or positive way depending on who you're talking about (but usually used negatively, e.g. when talking about a conniving weasel of a girl cheating on her faithful boyfriend.)
Mackenzie: Hey, Shawna, did you see Khloe sharing spit with that white boy at the game?
Shawna: Yeah, I saw it. And her boyfriend was like right there. What a whore.
Mackenzie: I hate Khloe.
Shawna: Yeah, I saw it. And her boyfriend was like right there. What a whore.
Mackenzie: I hate Khloe.
by manda15 December 3, 2013
Get the sharing spitmug. An ejaculating penis.
Gladys was surprised by the immediate reaction of Warren’s spitting zombie since she barely touched it with her small, Deadpool-like hand.
by spittingzombie August 29, 2018
Get the Spitting zombiemug. The act of having sex for so long that the woman's vagina becomes dry, so mid stroke the man launches a projectile spit on to her vagina to relube the hole.
My girlfriend and I had sex for so long that she started drying out, so mid stroke I launched an authority spit on to her box to lube it back up.
by Mason 4474 July 24, 2017
Get the authority spitmug. Generic term for ejaculate or other fluids produced by the female genitalia, usually during sexual arousal.
Joe - "So did you manage to get a ride out of that slapper you were chatting up last night?"
Seb - "Yeah, the dirty slut virtually flooded my bed with slit spit"
Joe - "Hmm, I think I can still see some smeared round your mouth actually".
Seb - "Yeah, the dirty slut virtually flooded my bed with slit spit"
Joe - "Hmm, I think I can still see some smeared round your mouth actually".
by Rory EC January 14, 2007
Get the slit spitmug.