Kringspierhuwelijk (sphincter-marriage)

The definition of a sphincter-marriage:

When someone loves your sphincter so much, it proposed to it. So they can have sex all the time. Mainly found in gay-marriage.

De definitie van een kringspierhuwelijk:
Als iemand zoveel van je kringspier houd dat hij ermee wil trouwen. Zodat ze veel seks kunnen hebben. Dit ziet men voornamelijk bij homo-huwelijken.

I love your sphincter, will it marry me?

I'm married with my boyfriends sphincter.

Ik houd van je kringspier, mag ik ermee trouwen?
Ik ben getrouwd met mijn vriend zijn kringspier.

kringspierhuwelijk (sphincter-marriage)

by M&m! January 07, 2012

ass sphincter says what

Something people say to entice the other party in to saying "what." Thus, making them an ass sphincter

person #1: "Ass sphincter says what?"
Person #2: "what?!"
Person #1: "Ha ha, you are an ass
sphincter!!"

by diceyj February 05, 2004

Hook, Line, and Sphincter

When you want that vag but she insists on anal

We were having a great time and we went to the bedroom, but she ended up catching me hook, line, and sphincter

by Brotato Brotahto September 20, 2017

I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

a humorous way of denying that you farted

Person 1: Eww! Come on, did you just fart?

Person 2: I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

by what do i care 125 August 26, 2022

Sphincter Stain

A word you use to call some one a shit stain, but with a little class.

I don't particularly like you, you are sphincter stain

by Red pube muffin December 06, 2021

Sphincter slam

When you fart so loudly both your butt cheeks close simultaneously

Most of the night you want to go to the bathroom & do a sphincter slam but you don't for fear it'll wake up the neighborhood

by Faithmoriahfaith June 16, 2015

Sphincter Check

When something makes your anus clinch up because it is discomforting.

Seeing broken bones gives me a sphincter check.

by Tropical Glyph November 13, 2017