The definition of a sphincter-marriage:
When someone loves your sphincter so much, it proposed to it. So they can have sex all the time. Mainly found in gay-marriage.
De definitie van een kringspierhuwelijk:
Als iemand zoveel van je kringspier houd dat hij ermee wil trouwen. Zodat ze veel seks kunnen hebben. Dit ziet men voornamelijk bij homo-huwelijken.
When someone loves your sphincter so much, it proposed to it. So they can have sex all the time. Mainly found in gay-marriage.
De definitie van een kringspierhuwelijk:
Als iemand zoveel van je kringspier houd dat hij ermee wil trouwen. Zodat ze veel seks kunnen hebben. Dit ziet men voornamelijk bij homo-huwelijken.
I love your sphincter, will it marry me?
I'm married with my boyfriends sphincter.
Ik houd van je kringspier, mag ik ermee trouwen?
Ik ben getrouwd met mijn vriend zijn kringspier.
kringspierhuwelijk (sphincter-marriage)
I'm married with my boyfriends sphincter.
Ik houd van je kringspier, mag ik ermee trouwen?
Ik ben getrouwd met mijn vriend zijn kringspier.
kringspierhuwelijk (sphincter-marriage)
by M&m! January 7, 2012
Get the Kringspierhuwelijk (sphincter-marriage)mug. Something people say to entice the other party in to saying "what." Thus, making them an ass sphincter
person #1: "Ass sphincter says what?"
Person #2: "what?!"
Person #1: "Ha ha, you are an ass
sphincter!!"
Person #2: "what?!"
Person #1: "Ha ha, you are an ass
sphincter!!"
by diceyj February 5, 2004
Get the ass sphincter says whatmug. We were having a great time and we went to the bedroom, but she ended up catching me hook, line, and sphincter
by Brotato Brotahto September 20, 2017
Get the Hook, Line, and Sphinctermug. by what do i care 125 August 25, 2022
Get the I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kissmug. by Funk & Wagnal August 18, 2009
Get the sphincterousmug. When someone’s asshole muscles can’t contract properly, causing their shits to slide out like a kid going down a slide, & farts to smoothly exit the anal cavity like a gust of wind.
by nutbuster3000 August 14, 2025
Get the Compromised Sphinctermug. A person that cannot let a social media post go without having to comment on the post with their opposing opinion which is almost always incorrect and ignorant. Compounding the douchey vibe of their behavior is that it usually involves hijacking the original post for the sole purpose of harming one's business and/or advancing their own personal interest while freeloading off of the post originator's audience. This type of poaching is almost always performed by someone that would have no qualms about crashing a party, pissing in the host's sink, freeloading the food and alcohol, driving drunk home and complain about the party the next day on social media. Could as easily be called an Asshole, Fucktard or Crap Weasel. Rates a 9/10 on the Douchebag meter.
I ran a great ad on facebook yesterday but had to take it down because some Sphincter Hound put in his 2 cents and doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about.
by goliwag February 23, 2024
Get the Sphincter Houndmug.