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Sneeze of Snow

When you see spots of snow crystals but they don't last long enough to accumulate.
A "Sneeze of Snow" occurred yesterday.
by Jamfetto II March 29, 2016
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Atomic sneeze

WOAH MAN. THAT ATOMIC SNEEZE WOKE UP THE ENTIRE CITY!
by mr. memeword June 30, 2022
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Attention sneezing

No normal person sneezes more than twice in a row, those that do: attention sneezers.

Achoooo! Look at me! I'm making lots of noise but it's socially acceptable because it's a sneeze!

Let me drag out this period of attention focused on me by sneezing five hundred times. Then also blowing my nose like a foghorn.
A clinical case of attention sneezing:

Attention sneezer: ACHOOOOOOO!

normal person: God, is it necessary to make that much noise?

Attention sneezer: ACHOOOOOOO! I can't help it.

normal person: Sure...
by My DNA has mega ribose October 21, 2012
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Dirty Sneeze

An unexpected sneeze that causes a woman to queef and discharge a mixture of blood and man juice!!
It was the best sex ever till my aunt flow dirty sneezed on me!
by dirty sneezer August 14, 2010
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anal sneeze

well, an anal sneeze is when youre minding your own business, and all of a sudden you hear a gurgling noise come from your anus. this is usually followed by a changing of the pants or a wiping of the ass.
mike: hey dude wats up?
joe: nothing, leave me alone im minding my own business.
mike: ok. asshole.
joe: *minding own business* *flatuation*
mike: dude, did you just have an anal sneeze?
joe: fuck.
by ten inch steel September 6, 2011
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weiner sneeze

He said he was going to pull out, but right after he put it in he weiner sneezed all over the place.
by AEtennessee May 18, 2010
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Weiner Sneeze

by ErnMcCracken September 10, 2010
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