The epidemic of almost uncontrollable sneezing after having a few cold ones. Possibly a slight allergic reaction, but further study is required. A temporary cure is more drinks to numb the nasal passages.
“ man, why can’t you stop sneezing?”
“ it’s the beer sneezes, man.” “here have another one, and have a cigarette too, that’ll stop ‘em.”
“thanks man,”
*procedes to light cigarette, chug beer, and wait for sneezing to stop.
“ it’s the beer sneezes, man.” “here have another one, and have a cigarette too, that’ll stop ‘em.”
“thanks man,”
*procedes to light cigarette, chug beer, and wait for sneezing to stop.
by Afm3 November 12, 2017

When someone sneezes on your face very offensively, leaving you covered in fine drops of nose juice, similar to the covering when being the object of a bukkake scene in an adult movie.
Also applicable if performed on oneself.
Also applicable if performed on oneself.
by Johnny Tramp August 31, 2010

No normal person sneezes more than twice in a row, those that do: attention sneezers.
Achoooo! Look at me! I'm making lots of noise but it's socially acceptable because it's a sneeze!
Let me drag out this period of attention focused on me by sneezing five hundred times. Then also blowing my nose like a foghorn.
Achoooo! Look at me! I'm making lots of noise but it's socially acceptable because it's a sneeze!
Let me drag out this period of attention focused on me by sneezing five hundred times. Then also blowing my nose like a foghorn.
A clinical case of attention sneezing:
Attention sneezer: ACHOOOOOOO!
normal person: God, is it necessary to make that much noise?
Attention sneezer: ACHOOOOOOO! I can't help it.
normal person: Sure...
Attention sneezer: ACHOOOOOOO!
normal person: God, is it necessary to make that much noise?
Attention sneezer: ACHOOOOOOO! I can't help it.
normal person: Sure...
by My DNA has mega ribose October 21, 2012

He said he was going to pull out, but right after he put it in he weiner sneezed all over the place.
by AEtennessee May 18, 2010

by ErnMcCracken September 10, 2010

by dirty sneezer August 14, 2010

well, an anal sneeze is when youre minding your own business, and all of a sudden you hear a gurgling noise come from your anus. this is usually followed by a changing of the pants or a wiping of the ass.
mike: hey dude wats up?
joe: nothing, leave me alone im minding my own business.
mike: ok. asshole.
joe: *minding own business* *flatuation*
mike: dude, did you just have an anal sneeze?
joe: fuck.
joe: nothing, leave me alone im minding my own business.
mike: ok. asshole.
joe: *minding own business* *flatuation*
mike: dude, did you just have an anal sneeze?
joe: fuck.
by ten inch steel September 6, 2011
