Jeff Smith Cocktail

When one blows a steaming hot bowl of diarrhea onto another's face. The victim is usually asleep or passed out.

"OH MAN! Last night, Timmy was so drunk he passed out, so I gave him a Jeff Smith Cocktail!"

"Baby, i'm having trouble getting it up tonight. Would you mind giving me a Jeff Smith Cocktail to help me get aroused more quickly?"

by Muggets NcSloppy April 28, 2009

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smotherbox

A bondage device used in face sitting; a box roughly 2'x2' in width & depth, and about 9"-12" high. It is hinged on one side about halfway up. A hole is cut into the opposite side for the sitee's neck, and one cut in the top for the sitee's face. Padlock latches and eyelets for other bondage toys are mounted on the remaining sides.

The box is padded on top and inside.

She placed his head in the smotherbox, and locked it shut.

by pinmedown July 18, 2005

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smith and wesson

The only thing that will beat 4 aces

I flopped a 4 of a kind, but he whipped out his Smith and Wesson, and I gave him the pot hands down

by PokerVixen November 16, 2005

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Erwin Smith

The Captain of the Survei corps he can be recognized by the following:
Tree Trunk, Monster cock, Eyebrows.

Look at that monster cock, thats Erwin Smith with out a doubt.

by KingOfWorlds July 2, 2017

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smith out

To act boring and lame in lieu of an obviously more fun opportunity.

We were all going to have a good time but then Jeff decided to smith out.

"Everybody is doing it; don't be a smith"

by STL Beeg November 17, 2006

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Breast Smother

Something all women with huge breasts should do to men.

Emily breast smothered Eddy for a good 45 minutes. He was totally helpless as his face sank deep into her huge juggs.

by Dancing with Fire October 12, 2011

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smothering majora

Your significant other is snoring too hard or passes out early. You ride the face until he/she starts passing out. Once the convulsions start, then You step on their junk to revive them.

Todd snored so hard he deserved a smothering majora from his wife as retaliation for the gladiator helmet she received once.

by Roma Funky Party Crew February 17, 2018

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