Smoothie Powder

Euphemism for performance enhancing drugs; steroids; HGH; Etc.

I think that guy got suspended for smoothie powder. Out 4 weeks.

by jaydub1969 July 17, 2016

Lap Smoothie

The inevitable end result of a lap dance on/from a virgin(s).

It was the kid's first lap dance which ended in a lap smoothie.

by McMorty March 17, 2021

smoothie queef

when your smoothie blasts out the bottom of your straw, making a juicy queef sound

that was such a voluptuous smoothie queef sound that came out

by bloodyrapscallion September 30, 2021

hallway smoothie

when walking the hallway of a hotel picking up unfinished cocktails set outside of rooms for room service to pick up and pouring them into a single cup.

she got thirsty on her way to the ice machine so she made a hallway smoothie.

by ghettobenzo February 7, 2010

sunshine smoothie

When you wake up early, make an orange smoothie, jizz into it then stir it with your dick and make your girlfriend drink it.

I gave my girl a sunshine smoothie this morning and she loved it!

by Hoebagcockface April 11, 2017

Ketchup smoothie

It is a ketchup smoothie

Simply a smoothie made from ketchup

A ketchup smoothie can be great for any occasion if your thirsty

by Ketchupsmoothieyum November 7, 2021

Smoothie Boob

When you spill a smoothie on your tit. Simple as that.

Janice: Oh, darn it! It seems that I have spilled a green concoction on my big naturals!

Lisa: Just another case of smoothie boob!

by Poopmoney6969 May 18, 2021