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Get the SmoothieGMD mug.When you heat up a mcdonalds cheeseburger for exactly a minute and a pickle from the cheeseburger burns your lip.
by scorchingpickle November 28, 2023
Get the Scorching Pickle mug.First-known documented scale by an Eastern Bloc author (Nichita Smochină of Moldavia) created for men and women courting one another to rate flirting and kissing on a scale of 1 to 9 (Communist belief did not allow for a 10). The original scale was published in 1930 by Smochină's in the anthology, Cunoștințe Utile ("Useful Knowledge").
As the story goes, Smochină was in Paris at the time, and met a young woman who simply could not flirt or kiss. When he tried to explain to his friends how poorly this woman communicated and later smooched, there was simply no language for explaining this problem. That night, Smochină created the famous Smochină Smooch Scale in one draft. Many say he was divinely inspired.
The rating for #1 took off and gained quite a bit of fame internationally. In its original form, it was "Ăsta se sărută ca o sardină rece de la Marea Neagră" (This one kisses like a cold sardine from the Black Sea.) By the time is was used in speakeasies in Chicago, it had been notably shortened to "Ca un peşte rece" (Like a cold fish).
As the story goes, Smochină was in Paris at the time, and met a young woman who simply could not flirt or kiss. When he tried to explain to his friends how poorly this woman communicated and later smooched, there was simply no language for explaining this problem. That night, Smochină created the famous Smochină Smooch Scale in one draft. Many say he was divinely inspired.
The rating for #1 took off and gained quite a bit of fame internationally. In its original form, it was "Ăsta se sărută ca o sardină rece de la Marea Neagră" (This one kisses like a cold sardine from the Black Sea.) By the time is was used in speakeasies in Chicago, it had been notably shortened to "Ca un peşte rece" (Like a cold fish).
by TexasJewBoy September 27, 2024
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by 25carson January 28, 2024
Get the shoothing mug.The described act, colloquially known as "fecal-oral transmission via anilingus and subsequent oral contact," involves the oral consumption of fecal matter from an individual of African descent, followed by the transfer of said fecal matter to another individual's oral cavity through intimate contact, typically via kissing, perpetuating the cycle of transmission.
An example of mooching could involve Person A performing analingus on Person B, who accidentally ingests fecal matter during the act. Later, without proper hygiene measures, Person B kisses Person C, transferring the fecal matter and any associated pathogens from Person A to Person C's oral cavity, thus facilitating the potential transmission of infectious agents.
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When the police questioned the murderer, she plead that she was only Smelching and they let her off with a warning.
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