taint smell

taint smell is the intoxicating, cock-stiffening aroma of the area between a guy's asshole and his nutsack.

The taint smell of all the other cadets in our pod gives me an instant boner!

by USAF Cadet July 21, 2021

girly smell

the natural clean smell of a girls lunchbox (pussy)

guy- mmmm baby I love your girly smell
girl- OMG.....lick it.....

by gh56 December 1, 2007

Golden Smell

A symbol with the phrase "Golden Smell" printed on a generic brand of bamboo chopsticks, often found at Chineese buffet's. It may be a large scale misprint that has been overlooked for years, or it may have an actual meaning hitherto and still amorphous.

If these chopsticks do not have the Golden Smell I will not use them.

by Borg Burger Dick July 6, 2008

Smell this milk

A command given by a friend/roommate/family member that carries more weight than a triple dog dare. When told to "smell this milk," the person commanded is entered into a forced obligation where they must take a whiff of the milk presented by the one holding it. There is no backing out or saying no. This is usually done at a point where the milk's smell will most likely induce vomiting in the smeller.

This can be done as a rude joke or as a valuable test to see if the milk is still good to drink.

Rude Joke form:
P1: "Dude, I just checked my mini-fridge after getting back from vacation and you have GOT to Smell This Milk."

P2:"God damnit, alright. Bring it over here."

Test form:
P1: "I just bought this dank cereal. Come over here and Smell This Milk. Do you think it's still good to drink?"

P2: "Seems fine to me."

by comaduck August 9, 2009

smell d

An endangered species of monkey.

What's the ugliest mammal in the world?
It is the Smell D!

by fellysmeet69 May 12, 2020

Smell a beating

When you hear a sibling or another child speak in a tone toward an authority figure in which you can sense/feel that they are about to get an ass beating of a life time.

Jerry- I HATE YOU BITCH
ME- “I smell a beating”

by StaplesXD July 9, 2022

de-smell

To remove the smell from something

I am leaving the washing outside to de-smell

by Woah, cool definition September 12, 2020