scouse

a prefix added to items purchased from a skinny tracksuited bloke in the pub.

"why so happy dave?"

"only popped out for a pint but came home with a scouse PS3, £30 well spent"

by attackweasel January 6, 2010

scouse cashpoint

a fruit machine.

ch-ching!

Dazza: Eh Brian are you goin out tonight mate?
Brian: Nah mate don't get me dole money till friday
Dazza: Calm down calm down youse can give the scouse cashpoint a try!

by me old fruity May 23, 2006

scouser

A person with a wig and an afro in a shellsuit, looking to start a fight. Starts a lot of sentences with 'hey, hey alright'

What do you call a scouser in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

by undisclosed March 1, 2004

scouser

Soundest people in the world! Boss dress sence! Always up for a laff! Best footy team in the world! Liverpooooll "champians league 5 times" !!
capital of culture 2008!!

Stevie G AND Jamie C - probably the best scousers ever!
The beatles - legends
"sporty spice"- abit out ov date but she made it big ...the list goes on and on...
dis is ow we do it on da merseyysidee kid!!!
showin da rest wa bein scouse is all aba!!! respect!!!

by vickietoria October 2, 2005

Sloose

To masturbate or to pleasure yourself with lubricant. Often done with water or more extremely done with such things as butter.

"I'll be sweet to go out after squash!! I just need to go for a sloose"

"Those slamming hotties were so fine I could sloose right here with this tomato sauce!"

by Dusty Clown February 18, 2010

scouser

Resident of Liverpool.

Notorious for being smarter, thinner, more driven and generally better than Mancunian shit bags who tend to have children at 14 to begin an economic empire of benefits.

Scouser: "Alright mate, how's things?"

Manc: "arrrr mayyyt, gorrer fuckin go t' get meh gyroh mayyyt,

Scouser: "What a terrible state of affairs. Well, at least you're a successful city in terms of football. Not as successful as Liverpool, mind..."

by Destroyer of Mancs April 29, 2010

scouse-house

Cretinous moron music made by equally cretinous bedroom dj's. Named after the occupants of the city that spawned it - liverpool. Usually consists of cheesy female vocal overlaid with 'my first mixtape' style drum sample. Enjoyed by dickheads.

scouse-house, the music designed and listened to exclusively by dickheads.

by the masked nanker September 16, 2008