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egyptian sledgehammer

the act of removing one's penis during anal sex, and upon noticing it to be covered in tanish shit, slapping it against your partner.
i gave megan a mean egyptian sledgehammer last night
by starfishmutilater December 10, 2010
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Nazi Sledgehammer

Shitting in a condom and freezing it to make a dildo.
"Shit, I forgot the dildo"
"Well have you got a condom?"
"Yeah, why?"
"I'll make us a Nazi Sledgehammer"
by DeepFriedFrog'sLegs October 22, 2014
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San Clemente Sludge Sled

During anal sex doggie style, when the female begins to crap, or poke a turtle head, the male jams the crap back in with his penis.
"Lisa told me she had to deuce last night before sex. I was so horny I told her to wait. Unfortunately I had to give her the old San Clemente Sludge Sled to keep it in a little longer so I could cum."
by Jimmy Thekcoch January 9, 2012
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SledgeHammer

"big hammer", serious tool, not carried in pocketz,and not used with nails, more like used fo` whacking down anything else.
(also total humour series, starring
by some actor named david, watch out for Sledge.)
by saywhaaat December 11, 2003
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stodge

to smoke acigarette.
Fuck it, let's just stodge in the house.
by P Nutty May 9, 2009
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snodge

Someone who does the long jump but doesn't reach the sand.
You are a snodge.
by IT September 21, 2003
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Sloggett

Generally a male of the Sloggett clan will be bald by the age of 17 due to excessive male hormones; grumpy beyond belief; and will have a huge chip on his shoulder. These males consistently want what they don't have and do not understand contentment as it is an emotion they are yet to experience due to their NEED for always imagining what they might be able to attain in the future (instead of taking pleasure in the here and now).

They are of unbearable mood. This is at it's height when first awakening, eases during the day (as long as food and entertainment are provided at regular intervals), and then builds again into the evening, usually erupting in an arguement with surrounding family / friends before bed.

Females of this clan are usually integrated by marriage only; this is because sloggett sperm is widely known to only be able to produce male offspring with a view to the continuation of this unique species and surname. These females may start out as strong individuals but will slowly become ground down by the male sloggett's incessant nagging.
He's in a foul mood again, what a sloggett!
by chuckle66 February 8, 2010
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