A beverage can that has been open for days and may or may not have a bug in it. You can't see into the can to get a clear answer, therefore the can simultaneously does and doesn't have a bug in it until you pour out the whole thing and see for yourself.
"I wouldn't drink that, man. It's been out for a while. It's a real Schrödinger's can at this point."
by BoredCollegeKid April 6, 2016
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man 2 - "bro your gf is super flat are you sure it wasn't just a Schrodinger's Handjob"
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a guy who could be gay or straight... but, you put him in a box... 👩 🔬💁, and you won't know until you open it and turn on the lights!
Jim's sexuality was a mystery. That schrödinghim was always floating from guy to girl: we couldn't tell he was gay till we caught him under the bleachers with Tom!
by KifoFox May 7, 2017
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I really need that reply from the doctor; I don't think he's replied yet, but until I look, I get to have Schroedinger’s Communication Syndrome (SCS)
by thehypermom July 3, 2017
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Much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.
Much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.
Marek was is in his room shredding the cat so loud his house mates became concerned.
And his penis became sore.
And his penis became sore.
by Loweena November 1, 2017
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Person 1: "Did you hear that Kim Jong Un might be dead?"
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Person 2: "Yea but he's Schrodinger's Kim until anything is said about it"
by weswes887 April 28, 2020
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Guy 1: "I fucking hate everyone"
Guy 2: "That's not very nice..."
Guy 1: "Chill, it's just a joke ok?"
Guy 2: "Yeah sure, that's just Schrodinger's Irony"
Guy 2: "That's not very nice..."
Guy 1: "Chill, it's just a joke ok?"
Guy 2: "Yeah sure, that's just Schrodinger's Irony"
by AlcoholVolcano June 27, 2020
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