Shrek

Only the cutest little green goblin around with that big penis of his just stretching miles upon miles while Fiona just sits there and admires that huge cock, mmm yess daddy.

"Damn, Shrek can I have some of your penis enlargement pills?" Donkey said.

by DontGetHard December 10, 2018

Shrek

The definition of a fucking daddy😍🤤

Shrek could run me over and I would thank him.

by Mamasita.xo January 24, 2019

Shrek

Noun- A god. Not a religious god, but god. Shrek is the true God. His followers are called Shrekians.

I worship Shrek. If you are intelligent, you will worship him too

by 1010100000011010101001010010 March 5, 2018

shrek

the video adaptation of the bible

man shrek is such an accurate video adaptation of the bible

by zerogaming6265 June 26, 2019

shrek

as in 'to do a Shrek'

To needlessley follow an empty queing system simply because it's there.

Look at thay guy! How stupid must he feel after doing a Shrek through all those barriers!

by The Storm of Barn December 11, 2008

shrek

to mix up the facts, to cook up a story,intentionally or otherwise, as someone who got the facts mixed up. to do a shrek - to lie, to intentionally jumble up the truth so as to hid it

(in the Shrek movie, various characters of children folklore were protrayed differently from the original stories)

The judge could see through his lies, he was certainly good at doing a shrek

by KS Lim May 6, 2008

Shrek

A religion that many people believe in. The most common form only has one god known as Shrek. The god of onions. Other forms of Shrekism has a second god, Donkey.

Sam joined Shrekism
Because Shrek is love Shrek is life
“Hey there Shreker”
Very offensive

by DatisnitqBoi October 23, 2018