Shortist

A person who is short and supports the idea of shortism. They do not like tall people and their symbol is a ladder.

Tall people SUCK! The shortists will rise again.

by MemeMaster777 June 28, 2018

Shorting a Stock

A common investing tactic brad from business 101 says he’s done a million times and that you should you do, yet he doesn’t know what the Dow is.

Brad: Ya shorting a stock is kind of my thing. I’ve done it a few times.
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones

by UPMYBUTT January 26, 2019

shorties

Yes, well, it's an African American slang term for kids.

"Say, blood, you got some shorties or you a player?"

by Doth Bator September 30, 2003

Shortify

To reduce one's height in order to acheive success.

"I can't seem to do anything right..."

"You know what you should do...?"

"What?"

Shortify.

by David Christo September 14, 2008

shot himself in the dick

When you blow your chances of getting any action after a date with your girlfriend.

Tye: Why did Ritchie's girlfriend just pour her drink over him?

Zane: He just shot himself in the dick by telling her to shut up for a while.

Ritchie: Hey Guys : D

Tye: Dude.. You're so pathetic!

by ZaneyBoi May 14, 2008

shorties

(n.) A hawt suburban woman.

"I got fine ass shorties comin' through the slidin' door of my pop's van.

by E-wreckshun December 12, 2003

shortie

Alternate spelling of shorty. Denotes a woman or a child.

Ey, boo, wha's yo' name, shortie?

by ATLFreshNClean October 31, 2003