Shnutting

When you jerk off and shit at the same time as you cum

“Dude I was shnutting to your mom last night”

by LukasTheRezlit June 11, 2024

shnuckums

shnuckums is a nickname.
it can mean a lot of things, like goober, cutie, goofy, munchkin.
this is just a joking nickname, but it could also be a flirting nickname.

"We all call her shnuckums because she's so short and cute.. her personality is sooo goofy though."

by mynoduesps September 9, 2024

shnub

shnub is not limited by a definition. shnub is a verb. shnub is a noun. shnub is a feeling. you'll know one when you see it, and you'll feel it when it is your time.

"UGHHHHH im so sick of all those friggin SHNUBSSSSS"

"UGHHHHHHHH im so SHNUBBBYYY today "*eye roll*

by freakylilshnub machine January 22, 2025

shnut

When she's bouncing on it while you're taking a shit and you nut/poop at the same time

"omg i totally just shnut! hopefully it isn't stinky"

by shnutter_butter August 2, 2025

Mini Shnuffla

A small grey creature with reflective eyes that looks remarkably like its cousin the raccoon when it is rarely seen.

My god, did you see that Mini Shnuffla go by?!

by NightStalkerXIV January 25, 2017

Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.

Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."

by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024