shitson

A variant on saying shit. In my mind a more exotic exciting way of swearing.

Oh, shitson! I've only gone and left my didgeridoo at Keith's

by mofoka_x March 23, 2009

shittin' bananas

1.) Reference to excrementation / defecation in the form of a mushy mess; the result of a high banana diet.

2.) Euphemism for diarrhea OR constipation. Generally, bowel irregularity.

3.) Literally, shitting out a single banana repeatedly (or multiple bananas) from one's ass following insertion for amusement.

4.) A miserable condition resulting from a witch's curse.

5.) Slang term for the consequence of drinking too much chlorine bleach; causing one's turds to appear yellow like stinky bananas from the bleaching action.
<In attempts to defeat urine analysis>WARNING<Please, kids, never ever try this at home>
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EXAMPLES;

1.) "Little Johnny (the adopted Mormon Circus Chimp) is SHITTIN' BANANAS all over the couch and the carpet. Get rid of him, Joe -- sell him! But try to get your monquisworth."

2.) CUSTOMER: "Excuse me, but I'm SHITTIN BANANAS. Can you help me?"
DRUGGIST: "Yes sir, what you need is blah blah. It'll fix you right up."

3.) "George, I really wish you had NOT shown me your little trick about you
SHITTIN' BANANAS. I'll never be able to think of you in the same way now.

4.) "Ever since Luke kicked over old Lady Johnson's flower's he's been SHITTIN' BANANAS. I think she sicked the demons on him.

5.) "Man, I really needed that job so I drank Clorox to help me pass the piss test and, dude! I'm SHITTIN' BANANAS now! And it ain't f*ckin' funny, dammit!

by Bongo Cholomongo September 20, 2006

shit-ton

Defined literally as 20 hundredshits, where one hundredshit equals 112 shits in the Imperial System (long or gross hundredshit) and 100 shits in the U.S. System (short or net hundredshit). Furthermore, a shit-ton-force refers to 2,000 shit forces, which is a hell of a lot (i.e. a shit-ton) of Newtons.

"We just received a shit-ton of corned beef from Europe."

by NearLight March 1, 2009

shittin

Bullshitting, lying to, kidding, decieving, misleading, and whatever else is a synonym to lying.

WTF? That lab report is due tomorrow? You gotta be shittin me!

Don't be shittin me, or ill shove my fist into your lying mouth.

by da bird January 4, 2006

More chance of shitting in the queens handbag

There is a very slim possibility the task you would like to perform, will be completed satisfactory.

"Breeding Mongolian Traffic wardens with a hybrid Bagder to create a kung fu red blooded super race?!" -

"You got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag!"

by Professional Biscuit Thief December 10, 2009

Holy Shitting Dick Nipples

An exclamation, like 'holy shit.'

Was originally created when the curses 'suck my dick,' 'holy shit,' 'Jesus's nipples,' and 'fucking hell' were combined to make the ultimate curse.

Can also refer to the Pope having dicks on his nipples which spew diarrhea, but this isn't as common.

*person gets startled* Holy shitting dick nipples!

by Red Fleming April 8, 2011

Shitting

The time required to take a shit while reading.

The book is so short, you can finish it in one shitting.

by pmInWv November 3, 2011