by Tre Riggins January 10, 2018
Get the she want me mug.An argument between a guy and a gal where the points made on either side can't be proven convincingly enough by either party to someone who has no clue what they're arguing about. Further exacerbated because you have no idea if either person is exaggerating or telling the truth and so nothing can be resolved. You know someone is lying about something, you just can't tell who. Usually the argument revolves around the relationship, money (who spends more on who), or some other pointless crap. Usually they've reached a point in their relationship where they really shouldn't be together and they're just arguing about anything and everything just to argue. Lawsuits can come from this.
Guy: "This b**** told me that she's never been with anybody before, but I found out she's been with a dude who died 3 years ago and didn't tell me about it!"
Gal: "That wasn't a romantic relationship! He was gay! I was just his friend!"
Third party: "Yeah, I can't tell if either of you is telling the truth. The dude's dead and so any proof of him being gay probably died with him if we was in the closet to everybody else. Gal, the gay card could be an excuse to get out of a lie. And you, guy, you could just be a jealous jackass and making this stuff up. It's a classic he said she said."
Gal: "That wasn't a romantic relationship! He was gay! I was just his friend!"
Third party: "Yeah, I can't tell if either of you is telling the truth. The dude's dead and so any proof of him being gay probably died with him if we was in the closet to everybody else. Gal, the gay card could be an excuse to get out of a lie. And you, guy, you could just be a jealous jackass and making this stuff up. It's a classic he said she said."
by thePenciler August 27, 2010
Get the he said she said mug.When a girl doesn't need anything or anyone. She's got it going on. Think when you ask a mom with a baby of her baby needs anything. The mom may answer. "She alright, she's got juice"
by DjJuan23 February 28, 2017
Get the she's got juice mug.alvin: yo joel, look at that girl man check her out
joel: yea word man she fly, she can catch it any day
joel: yea word man she fly, she can catch it any day
by sAkE iz da tagg April 27, 2006
Get the she can catch it mug.by Dash G November 15, 2007
Get the she took the slow train from philly mug."She's Too Young" is a Lifetime movie based on a ridiculous amount of horny teenagers, in which mass amounts of drugs are taken, and of course, there's more sex occuring than in a porno. The whole point is that 14 year olds shouldn't have sex.
by Muffinz August 25, 2006
Get the She's Too Young mug.what she wouldn't say.
unlike the common "that's what she said jokes", that's not what she said can be used when describing an act that she wouldn't do or something she wouldn't like. a reverse innuendo. because a normal audience is thrown off by this, it often results in a more uncomfortable situation.
unlike the common "that's what she said jokes", that's not what she said can be used when describing an act that she wouldn't do or something she wouldn't like. a reverse innuendo. because a normal audience is thrown off by this, it often results in a more uncomfortable situation.
m: we should bring back the "that's not what she said"
k: I am sure it won't be hard.
(that's not what she said)
m: Yeah, I know, but sometimes you're just not in the mood to do something that hard.
(That is not what she said)
k: This exchange could go on for ages. We need to stop.
(That is not what she said)
m: good call. it is never a good idea to stay up all night doing it.
(that is not what she said)
k: I am sure it won't be hard.
(that's not what she said)
m: Yeah, I know, but sometimes you're just not in the mood to do something that hard.
(That is not what she said)
k: This exchange could go on for ages. We need to stop.
(That is not what she said)
m: good call. it is never a good idea to stay up all night doing it.
(that is not what she said)
by kn and mk August 16, 2010
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