Salt Shaker Share definition Flag A slur for a person who has a fake problem. His manager was pissed because he shook the salt over the fries at 4 inches instead of six. Dumbass muh fukkiiiiin salt shaker. Salt Shaker by Muh fukiiiiinnnn February 6, 2022 0 0 Get merch Get the Salt Shaker mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch