shirt thong

A shirt thing is a lame ass t-shirt that douche bros wear to the gym. You make one by taking the following steps..
1) cut off both sleeves and your penis
2) cut from the arm pit down to the base of the t-shirt 1/2 inch from the base
3) enjoy new shirt at the gym

Dude get your crusty shirt thong out of my room

by Strike itch April 07, 2019

Wombat Shirt

A large, baggy shirt with unusual excess armpit fabric. Wombats are great in the winter and sweaty in the summer. (But we wear them in the summer anyways) A good wombat is always belted with a thick, matching, but not to flashy belt.

If you buy an overly HUGE shirt and belt it to make it look good, then u have a wombat shirt, congrats!

by 1 wombat at a time November 29, 2011

shirt basket

Making a basket by pulling up the bottom of your shirt thus allowing you to carry many items.

"Dude, I can't carry all of this crap in two hands"

"Make a shirt basket."

by canntspel July 16, 2008

Shacker Shirt

An extremely comfortable shirt given to a “significant other” who spent the night and needs a spare change of clothes to look stylish on their walk home

Sorry you have to spend the morning in your top from last night, I’m out of shacker shirts :(

by Nunyabizness69 January 11, 2022

whoopin shirt

A shirt that is used to beat freshmen senseless, if they do not follow uper classmen orders

1. Do it one more time and we will bring out the whoopin shirt

2. Kathen Nolbus if you are late one more time, you get the whoopin shirt

by TheBrooklynSteamer November 17, 2014

One shirt

What you call a guy that only wears one shirt to work

Hey one shirt, great to see you have washed but not ironed again foray.

by Wolfpacknz November 12, 2022

b shirt

a t shirt that was worn by a fat person for so long the belly part has inflated and given the t shirt the shape of a b.

person 1: let's get six third pounder and four large fries for dinner.
person 2: dude now i get why you always wear b shirts

by fucko1 June 05, 2010