When boring sex is being had in one's bedroom, in an attempt to spice things up, chicken pate is used in place of lube and must be applied whilst saying, 'just enjoy yourself' in a Birmingham accent.
by NoDramaFarmer January 25, 2025
The Carol Scotti brings the most positive energy to any environment she inhabits. Her hugs will transport you to another universe and her hospitality is on another level. Huge success is in her future and she will share it with those around her.
Carol Scotti squeezed me out of this world!
by Espião Hilbert August 11, 2018
When you get out the shower you are so tired from a days work you take a nap on the sofa ,then you wake to find your faithful pet highland terrior licking your privates and you instantly bellow to him "scotty no"
SCOTTY NO !!!!
by Cricklewoodssifbfb March 17, 2016
The act of bringing FUBAR to an entirely new level. Similar to Murphy’s Law, anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, but completely due to ones own actions.
That guy was eating a piece of chicken and completely Scottied. He had to have surgery to remove the bone from his throat.
He was putting up a deer stand and Scottied. Still not sure how he broke his thumb strapping in a deer stand.
While attempting to cook dinner, that dude Scottied. Oven caught fire and almost burned down the house.
He was putting up a deer stand and Scottied. Still not sure how he broke his thumb strapping in a deer stand.
While attempting to cook dinner, that dude Scottied. Oven caught fire and almost burned down the house.
by Sierratwohotel June 19, 2018
by brosef91 November 19, 2022
When you pick your nose and then rub it inside someone’s ear. Just like a wet willie, only instead of saliva, it’s snot.
by richardo blanco May 19, 2020
Annoying little thing that touches people’s property without consent. Is also definitely gay and fakes Migraines to escape the Chinese
by Big Dictionary Man March 10, 2021