When your self-esteem exists in a quantum state of uncertainty until determined by the number on the scale.
by Inevshsjsjshx November 2, 2021
Get the Schrödinger Self-Worthmug. A person who calls another person "sus" and decides whether they are annoying because of saying that and delete the message or if people actually still laughed about that.
P1: Bro, you're sus!!!
P2: ...
P3: What did he write?
P1: just a sus joke, he applied Schrödinger's suspicion
P2: ...
P3: What did he write?
P1: just a sus joke, he applied Schrödinger's suspicion
by Gamesnic the applemf June 10, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's suspicionmug. a statement, usually derogatory or with purpose of invoking a reaction, of which’s intent is based off of the response of others
“I fucked your wife.”
“Are you fucking serious?”
“Dude, it was ragebait!”
*an example of Schrödinger’s Ragebait
“Are you fucking serious?”
“Dude, it was ragebait!”
*an example of Schrödinger’s Ragebait
by ripnob July 16, 2025
Get the Schrödinger’s Ragebaitmug. when a neurotypical makes a questionable post and they slap a “/j” below the post depending on whether the tl gets mad at them or not.
Not to be mistaken for "forgetting to add a tone indicator", a schrödinger's /j can only be considered a schrödinger's /j if either the "joke" is SUPER unclear and it therefore causes a negative reaction or there was no visible punchline and people get mad thinking the post was genuinely serious.
Not to be mistaken for "forgetting to add a tone indicator", a schrödinger's /j can only be considered a schrödinger's /j if either the "joke" is SUPER unclear and it therefore causes a negative reaction or there was no visible punchline and people get mad thinking the post was genuinely serious.
"oomf just said something super ableist and when they got called out they defended themselves by saying they forgot to add /j to their post." "what the hell? that has to be a schrödinger's /j; literally where was the punchline??"
by MadMadDog October 30, 2020
Get the Schrödinger's /jmug. A made-up, highly nuanced adjective that is uttered or written in the moment to simplify a concept. However, whenever the adjective is analyzed, it loses all meaning.
Useful in over simplifications or dubious descriptions.
Useful in over simplifications or dubious descriptions.
1: Soccer is just football but with "feet-hands", ya know?
2: Oh yeah, I guess so...
2: Wait, what do you mean by "feet-hands"?
1: I have no clue, guess it was a Schrödinger's Adjective
2: Oh yeah, I guess so...
2: Wait, what do you mean by "feet-hands"?
1: I have no clue, guess it was a Schrödinger's Adjective
by foothands29 December 8, 2018
Get the Schrödinger's Adjectivemug. when you start a new antidepressant and don’t know if you’re going to be able to have an orgasm or not, and are too afraid to find out.
by taysquared May 15, 2023
Get the schrödinger’s orgasmmug. A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most...
Girl: Women belong in the workplace not the kitchen and traditional gender roles are stupid.
Guy: Well WWIII has just broken out and 1 member of every household will be drafted guess you can break those gender roles.
Girl: Women belong in the kitchen it's mens job to go to war.
Guy: thats Schrödinger's feminism for you
Guy: Well WWIII has just broken out and 1 member of every household will be drafted guess you can break those gender roles.
Girl: Women belong in the kitchen it's mens job to go to war.
Guy: thats Schrödinger's feminism for you
by HyperGoat14 May 31, 2024
Get the Schrödinger's feminismmug.