scandinavian theme song

the scandanavian theme song, brooke made it up, she's really famous, it goes like this:

I'm a Scandinavian,
Fuck me in the ass
Even though you're kind of ugly
I am really desperate

thank you utah

"Did you hear the Scandinavian Theme Song from Brooke's new mixtape?! That shit is FIRE."

"I know right?! I really like the Rock Cycle Song"

by Acacia Brinley April 30, 2015

Scandinavian Triple

The feat of having sex with a Danish, a Swedish and a Norwegian girl (in any order) on three successive nights.

An easier versions of this is the Lifetime Scandinavian Triple which is said to be accomplished if you sleep with the girls from the three nationalities anytime over your lifetime.

A particularly difficult version of the Scandinavian Triple is the Golden Scandinavian Triple, which is achieved by having a foursome with the girls from the three Scandinavian Countries. A feat not achieved in recorded history so far.

If I sleep with Julie tonight, I'll manage to pull of the Scandinavian Triple.

You gonna have to wait for your moment bro, coz it looks like that Brad dude is gonna go Golden.

by Atooooool May 21, 2016

Scandogged

Saying one thing but doing the opposite,
Constantly lying about things,
Showing no loyalty to friends

Billy: You coming out tonight ?
Ryan: Yeah see you at 8 pm
Billy: where was you mate, We waited till 8:30 pm?
Ryan: Me Nan wouldn't let me out !
Billy: why you lying for ?
Brad: he's scandogged us!!

Billy: you got that money mate?
Ryan: yeah I'll bring it round
30 minutes later
Billy: Hi mate, can I have that money?
Ryan: sorry mate I forgot it
Goes and buys some stuff for themselves
Brad: Guranteed he's scandogged you

by Phillybob69 March 20, 2017

Scandalery

A crime or action that is morally wrong or legally wrong, figuratively. Scandal but with a more slanderous connotation

Tana: Did you just step on my Stephen Curry 65’s!!!!
Bella: Yes. Is there a problem??
Tana: What is this scandalery?? *slaps a hoe*

by TanaThot69 July 27, 2018

scandalistic

When a scandal becomes so hectic that it morphs the two together and becomes scandalistic

“Damn... Them oklahoma boys are scandalistic as fuck in that tv show”

by Forie March 26, 2019

Scandi wall

The Scandi wall refers to, on a night out, the moment Scandinavian women lose all rationality, go blank in the eyes, and often become belligerent.

Cecilie hit the scandi wall faster than Ayrton Senna. She could barely order a cab after two drinks.

by Lp6u January 13, 2020

scandinavian drunk

So drunk that people question if they should call the ambulance for you. Regular amount of drunk for scandinavians

Should we call the ambulance? No she is just scandinavian drunk.

by Lobster<3 June 23, 2022