dirty mark sanchez

playing fast and loose in someone's ass, gets shit all over all everyone.

He was playing like a dirty mark sanchez and got shit everywhere.

by Dirty Diggs December 31, 2012

dirty sanches

Under anal intercourse, put your finger up her anus, then draw your finger over her upper lip, giving her a brown stripe resembling a mexican revolutionist mustache. Thus "Dirty Sanches"

I gave her a DIRTY SANCES yesterday, and she started a revolution on me!

by per March 10, 2005

DU Sanchez

Dirty Sanchez for the Single

1. Stick your finger up your poohole
2. Draw poopie mustache on your own face
3. Do not wash hands
4. Resume all normal activities

"Yikes...John could conquer Europe with that DU Sanchez"

"In other breaking news...witnesses were unable to identify today's bank robber suspect due to his very detailed DU Sanchez & dark sunglasses"

"Wouldn't shake Dave's hand if I were you, that DU Sanchez looks fresh."

"After work, Kristen likes to relax with some DU Sanchez & a small glass of milk"

by HuntStamos October 16, 2010

stinky sanchez

The performer takes a finger and inserts it into their buttcrack until a healthy brown smudge is harvested. An unsuspecting victim is then carefully and quietly approached, and at the right moment the dirty digit is rubbed/smeared on the victim, in the thin space above their upper lip and below their nostrils.
The result, a brown and smelly temporary moustache, is known as the "stinky sanchez." Alternative titles include the "dirty hitler," "brown rollie" and "tom selleck."
For extra points, perform it on a sleeping victim.

My roommate Tom fell asleep on the couch, and i gave him a dirty sanchez. He woke up and walked around the house with it for a while before he looked in the mirror and started shouting.

by coochietodd June 18, 2004

Mark Sanchez

An overrated Gaylord Quarterback for the New York Jets. He is constantly regarded as a great player because he lead his team to 2 AFC title games, in which he got boned. He is considered by many to be the worst quarterback in the NFL. The reason why he barely wins as many games as he does is because he is surrounded by very good receivers and a top-notch running game/defense game. He's so shitty that he can't even seem to achieve a 55% completion percentage. People out in Los Angeles are stupid enough to join on the mass of retard Jets bandwagon fans because he went to USC. He loves to have FOOTlong parties with that Shrex Ryan....And yes, he is not even half Mexican...

Peyton--"Who's that giant walking green penis with the sweaty pubic hair on it's head?"

Tom--"That my good friend, is Mark Sanchez, or in simple terms, A dipshit."

by urmomandme@69 February 18, 2011

Sanchez

Proud ancient family name of very resilient people all over the world. Usually work in high places in government, finance, administration, and make the best doctors, lawyers, priests, royals, entrepreneurs, artists, scientists, kings and presidents. Also a synonym for intelligence, loving, bravery, important, teacher, healer, pride, royalty, mystic, tolerant, virtue, karma.

king, royalty, president, doctor, lawyer, tolerant, minister, karma, love, teacher, advisor, strength, pride.
Sanchez is the smartest person I know
Sanchez haters are usually racist and ignorant

by BigSanchez February 25, 2010

sanchez roll

A group of men, usually Hispanic, cruising down the street in a convertible not paying attention to the road but to everyone and everything on the side of the road. Causing a high chance of an accident.

I saw three guys on a sanchez roll this afternoon.

by Robbyman January 18, 2008